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KATNISS vs HERMIONE: Princess Rap Battle (Molly C. Quinn & Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ "Even Potter knows I'm hotter" shirts: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/katniss-vs.-hermione-princess/id1061801722 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/34hFLmt6cmaLm56so4MpEg When the Goblet of Fire selects the ‘girl on fire,’ Hermione (Molly C. Quinn) takes on Katniss (Whitney Avalon) in a book-babe brawl. Press/business: [email protected] Thanks to Level Up, who helped make this video possible! (Code no longer active.) ** CREDITS ** Writer/Producer/Director/Katniss: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com Writer/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Hermione: Molly C. Quinn http://twitter.com/mollyquinn93 Harry: Chase Fein http://chasefein.com Ron: Evin Michaels http://twitter.com/evinmichaels Peeta: John Robert Keena https://www.instagram.com/realjrk/ Gale: Cole Gerdes http://instagram.com/colegerdes Dumbledore: Thomas Stiver Effie: Taryn Southern http://youtube.com/TarynSouthern Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st Assistant Camera: Bianca Bahena 2nd AC/Data Tech: Vanessa Ward Composer: Ryan Elder http://ryaneldermusic.com Make-up/Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Prod. Coordinator: Cate Cundiff, Leia Crawford Prod. Designer: Paul Bianchi Staff Writer/Asst. to Producers: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Gaffer: Gio Knox Grip: Billy Brenner, Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic 1st AD/Puppeteer: T.C. DeWitt BTS Cam/Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler VFX Supervisor: Brad Clapper Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Playback: Alex Frew Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to Producers: Clare Loughran PA: Elizabeth Osterwisch, Dan Braswell, Reera Yoo PA/Craft Service: Diane Musselman Cultural Consultants: Gary Scullion, Nick Acott Archery Advisor: Kaitlin Kelly Special Thanks: Chris Schmidt, Evelyn Torres, Jamie Chandler, Mareena D’Angelo ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** K: I’m Katniss and I can’t miss, I’m the fastest, you can’t catch this Make a last wish – gonna need three cannons for this hat trick So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, ya nitpick That’s why I’m the hero and you’re just a sidekick Pathetic and predictable – I’m hot on your trail Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail? I bet with wands drawn, he’s still just a yawn With performances worse than Michael Gambon Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, let’s probe deeper Never played quidditch but you know I’m a keeper You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear Who wants to kick this witch’s ass? Hmm… I volunteer! H: Oh, there’ll be no trouble ‘cause on stage you struggle I’ll be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle I’ll end this blasted skrewt, propaganda prostitute Who thinks she’s so cute with her Girl Scout salute Just a tribute, can’t decide which guy’s sweeter Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta How does it help the poor to start a civil war? Your story’s a bore, why don’t you plagiarize more? It’s been done before, ask Dumbledore It’s Battle Royale set in 1984 And furthermore if you’re keeping score that’s five more points for GRYFFINDOR! K: I’ll drill this dentists’ daughter here in her alma mater ‘bout to slaughter this otter, even Potter knows I’m hotter I stomp career jocks, kick your British buttocks For this Riddle, second fiddle, you’re the Watson to his Sherlock Turn back the clocks, tick tock, tick tock Odds ever in my favor ‘cause you rap like an Avox Shock the mic like a wire, you’ll fry and die on a pyre ‘cause you’re gonna get burned by the girl on fire! H: On fire? Oh! Just like your dad Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad I’ve got the cortex to ace my subjects I got that bad blood while you run with rejects These coal miner rednecks need reality checks You’re just another pawn in the military complex A fashion figurehead for the underfed Brilliant, you survived! But Rue’s still dead. K: The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smarts Step to the Mockingjay you’ll end up with scar marks It’s like you’re hijacked, you’re mental, delirious We find it funny, but you’re dead Sirius I’m the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow Mr. Snow and his whole freaking reality show Little miss perfect, though what’s truly twisted On your parents’ happiest day they forgot you existed H: I bust bars like Haymitch, the smartest witch, I own this bitch Hey, how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich? Fraud wedding, fake baby, and your flames don’t exist So-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kiss I sling unforgettable verses like unforgivable curses What’s worse is your universe isn’t immersive Your glory’s only temporary, your country is a mortuary Next on your itinerary: kill yourself, eat the berries ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
Views: 37664847 Whitney Avalon
CINDERELLA vs BELLE: Princess Rap Battle (Sarah Michelle Gellar & Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ NERDY WORDY shirts! http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/cinderella-vs.-belle-princess/id976177175 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/5FEpbQXJtwEGbYZOmBQ87M Something magical is afoot! Cinderella (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Belle (Whitney Avalon) throw down in the fourth Princess Rap Battle. Behind the scenes: https://youtu.be/F1T6gnzOwz0 Karaoke version: https://youtu.be/7dqh_vA0B3k For press, licensing, or business queries: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Belle: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Cinderella: Sarah Michelle Gellar http://facebook.com/sarahmichellegellar http://twitter.com/sarahmgellar http://instagram.com/sarahmgellar/ Goldilocks: Emily Goss http://twitter.com/emilygoss650 Buttercup: Ali Williams http://twitter.com/onlyalicat Little Red: Courtney Merritt http://twitter.com/otruenyc Pocahontas: Nikki Mejia http://www.nikkimejia.com/ Gaston: Michael Harris http://twitter.com/harris_actor888 Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward 2nd AC / Data Tech: Alex Cason Composer / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Make-up Artist for Ms. Gellar: David De Leon Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Production Manager: Leia Crawford Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Key Grip: John Marion PA/Grip: Jim Burzelic Gaffer: Dan Colmenares 1st AD: T.C. DeWitt Set Decoration / Sound Engineer: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Craft Service / Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler Asst. Editor / VFX / BTS Camera: Mike Manasewitsch Playback: Alex Frew PA: Alexa Border Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Location: Matt Truebe http://frequency.com Special Thanks: David B. Lyons, JoAnne Colonna, Nick Campbell ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** CINDERELLA Another princess in my shadow come to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown? I’m the legendary story of rags to riches Rhymes sharper than a needle and I’m giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting rose you can’t step to my flows These girls are trippin’, did they cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish craze I’ve got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days Let’s look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality Of course you’re bitter, I’m the number one star Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are BELLE What’s my name? (Belle!) What’s it mean? (Beauty!) I’m the perfect combination of brains and booty While I’m gaining knowledge you’re losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I’m serving shots and dishing out lumps Cindy’s dreaming she’s important, well, somebody should wake her This gold-digging trophy wife’s the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess ‘cause I’m throwing more shade Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother’s grave Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors ‘til a man just appears You’re shallow and obsessed with looks and how you’re dressed You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest CINDERELLA Oh, I’m the one who’s shallow ‘cause your prince was really hairy? The Beast was in the friend zone ‘til he gave you his library Your points have no merit, you’re jealous, declare it Like I’ve always said: if the shoe fits, wear it I’m the American dream with a fairy-tale wedding You’ve got teapots for friends and I think your man’s shedding Some things are meant to be like love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine before midnight BELLE A relationship rookie wants to rap about romance? You can’t fall in love after just one dance My prince saved my life and don’t be misled I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly story’s shoehorned into freakin’ “Tom and Jerry” You say you want to party, next you run off down the halls It’s like you always choke once you make it to the balls CINDERELLA You think that’s funny? Here’s a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me there’s no you Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes BELLE If you’re so adored where’s your Academy Award? I’m the smart female heroine that can’t be ignored The moral of our quarrel and why I’ve got you beat It’s what’s inside that matters not the size of your feet Translators: Mario Liedtke (German), Mario Gorito (Portuguese), Nickolay Olikhver (Russian), Amy Underworld (French), Ana EBD (Spanish), EternaLoveCL (Italian)
Views: 86601383 Whitney Avalon
GALADRIEL vs LEIA: Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon ft. Sara Erikson) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: http://tiny.cc/PRB2itunes (also on Amazon, Google Play) ▶ Behind the scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqjwT22V5f8 It’s a battle of the trilogies as Leia takes on Galadriel! Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com/ ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Leia: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Galadriel: Sara Erikson http://bit.ly/1rbblOP http://twitter.com/seriksonsays Arwen: Erika Davidson Legolas: Scotch Hopkins Pippin the Hobbit: Jim Klimek Luke Skywalker: Erik Thomas Han Solo: Shannon Costa Slave Leias: Rose Marie Love and Kristina Ramirez Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward 2nd Assistant Camera / Data Tech: Iliya Gegov VFX: Brant Duncan Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Beat / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Make-up: Meline Tovmasian, Bibianna Lopez Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne Still Photographer: Jennifer Ruiz Production Manager: Mary Bonney Production Coordinator: Kathryn Feeney Set Dressing: Ian Duncan Grip: James Burzelic Playback: Alex Frew Base Camp Coordinator / Behind the Scenes Camera: T.C. DeWitt Craft Services: Candace Lauren Ostler Production Assistant: Joe Wells Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Special Thanks: Kasra Ajir, Brittany Jo Gaylord, Rosalee Mayeux, Margaret Helmer, David Clarke Lawson Jr., Ann Keniston, Chris Halsted, Mitzi Druss, Liz at Nigel Beauty Emporium For licensing or business queries or to help us by translating the lyrics for subtitling in other languages: [email protected] ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** ANNOUNCER: Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel versus Leia! Let the rap battle begin! GALADRIEL: One does not simply walk into this fight I’m the baddest bitch in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light I look better in white, you should flee from my sight I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite You battle me? You’re not strong enough A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair By the time I end this line you will love me and despair LEIA: Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad What a strong female character obsessed with a ring And you had to send a group of men to fix everything When Sauron took over you hid in a tree I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator GALADRIEL: What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits? LEIA: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth GALADRIEL: Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist LEIA: You’re like a Stormtrooper cuz your shots never hit I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland No light saber needed to take you out Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout GALADRIEL: I will… Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? I see things that were, things that are, things that may be I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby You shall not pass, challenge another You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother Thanks to those who helped with subtitles: Дима Столярчук (Russian), Gamby Neko (French), Samantha Cat (Spanish), EternaLoveCL (Italian). ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 29053853 Whitney Avalon
MALEFICENT vs DAENERYS: Princess Rap Battle (Yvonne Strahovski & Whitney Avalon) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ Illinest Villainess t-shirts! http://tiny.cc/illinest ▶ On iTunes: http://tiny.cc/PRB5itunes Hero meets villain when Daenerys Targaryen (Yvonne Strahovski) has her world invaded by Maleficent (Whitney Avalon). Behind the scenes! http://tiny.cc/PRB5BTS For press/licensing/business: [email protected] LIMITED-EDITION Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://tiny.cc/WAmerch ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Maleficent: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://facebook.com/thestevegossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Daenerys: Yvonne Strahovski http://twitter.com/y_strahovski http://instagram.com/therealyvonnestrahovski/ Missandei: Bianca DeGroat http://biancadegroat.com/ Grey Worm: Lorenzo Adams http://www.youtube.com/enz0pr0ducti0ns Diaval: Nathan Graham Smith Wayne: Gregory Guy Gorden http://GregoryGuyGorden.com Garth: Brad Gage http://youtube.com/bradgagecomedy Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Asst Camera: Alex Cason 2nd AC / Data Tech: Brandon Rubesh Composer / Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder Animators: MC Griffin, Alex Lambropoulos Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Hailee Jones Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Wardrobe Asst: Sara Parrott Production Mgr: Mary Bonney Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy VFX: Aaron Moles Gaffer: Rose Fadem-Johnston Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to Mr. Gossett / BTS Cam: T.C. De Witt Asst. Production Mgr: Leia Crawford Production Dsgnr: Alexandra Regazzoni Asst. to Ms. Avalon: Clare Loughran Crafty / Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler BTS Cam: Mike Manasewitsch Playback: Alex Frew Grip: Jim Burzelic, Jim Sabo Music Dept PA: Walt Ribeiro PA: Fae Niyu, Diane Musselman Special Thanks: Varun Lella, Laura Myones, Mel McKeon, Christy Hall, YouTube Space, Tyler Gunderson, Courtney Chow, Andy Stack, Lesa Hardy, Cory McKenzie, Amy Wiener Subtitles: Dan Sjöström (Swedish), Estella Lee (Chinese), Nickolay Olikhver (Russian), Lady Peebles (Vietnamese), Ana EBD (Spanish), Mario Liedtke (German), Gabriele Rodrigues (Portuguese), Amy Underworld (French), EternaLoveCL (Italian) ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** MALEFICENT Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination That will put your puny nation in suspended animation DAENERYS I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave? I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave MALEFICENT You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck A curse would be useless: you already suck First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered DIAVAL: Well, all men must die M: I wish that they would The truth is I’m ruthless - I make bad look good Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell DAENERYS Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse? You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse And what’s your obsession with fingers and pricks? Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some dicks These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills The only thing mad about me is my skills GREY WORM: Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in MISSANDEI: This hottie freed the slaves D: Call me Babe-raham Lincoln MALEFICENT Eat your heart out, sweetie DIA: Better start counting sheep M: We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep No privates in your army? DIA: That’s crazy M: It’s nuts You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’ Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then Your baby’s miscarryin’ - Bargain Barbie Barbarian Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen DAENERYS If you’re so powerful then answer me this: What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss? All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat MISS: It’s done GW: Stick a fork in her D: That’s all she wrote Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although I rose from the ashes GW: Now a force you can’t stop MISS: She started from the bottom D: Now I finish on top MALEFICENT You think that was hot? It’s not even warm Come to my world and see my true form I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire DAENERYS I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me! The best don’t rest - it’s my destiny So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed
Views: 37206573 Whitney Avalon
SNOW WHITE vs ELSA: Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon ft. Katja Glieson) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ I'M A MOTHERF*ING QUEEN t-shirts! http://tiny.cc/ImAQueen ▶ This song on iTunes: http://tiny.cc/PRB1itunes (also Google Play, Amazon, etc.) Once upon a rhyme... Snow White and Elsa throw down in an epic rap battle. Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Snow White: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Elsa: Katja Glieson http://youtube.com/katjaglieson Cinderella: Alice Prime https://www.instagram.com/aliceprime/ Aurora: Briana White http://www.briana-white.com/ Merida: Caroline Gayle Tiana: Shawana Carter Beats / Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Music Mix: Ryan Elder Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward VFX: Brant Duncan Make-up Artists: Rebecca Lee Castro, Bibianna Lopez Still Photographer: Starline Hodge Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Production Designer: Ian Duncan Associate Producer: Kathryn Feeney Production Coordinator: Mary Bonney Grip: Jim Burzelic Snow & Aurora Seamstress: Brianne Gillen Special Thanks: Aaron Kunkel, Josh Sasson, Brad Clapper, Dave Lyons, Aaron Moles, Nick Campbell, David Seger, Jim Klimek, Justin Johnson For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** ANNOUNCER: Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin! SNOW WHITE: It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss ELSA: Who the hell are you to step to me? An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!) I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp. That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice SNOW WHITE: Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it As for your powers, they’re hardly legit You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit Does it really count as magic if when you let it go The only thing that moves is ice and snow? I talk to animals and it always impresses You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses ELSA: That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh) And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen Thanks to those who helped with subtitles: Quek Videos (Spanish), Mario Gorito and Commenter (Portuguese), Estella Lee (Traditional Chinese), Gamby Neko (French), Law Chen / Zass17 (Chinese - Hong Kong), Дима Столярчук (Russian), Mario Liedtke (German), Italian (EternaLoveCL), Lady Peebles (Vietnamese), Dan Sjöström (Swedish). ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 192159075 Whitney Avalon
FREYA vs RAVENNA: Princess Rap Battle (Laura Marano, Derek Theler, Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/freya-vs.-ravenna-princess/id1102575923 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3oerwmeBhHAT6cXgpeFtdw ▶ "Don't Hate the Freya..." shirts: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com ▶ The Huntsman: Winter's War https://www.uphe.com/movies/the-huntsman-winters-war#/ It's Evil Queen Ravenna (Laura Marano) versus her sister, Ice Queen Freya (Whitney Avalon), then The Huntsman (Derek Theler) and warrior Sara (Jessica Bishop) cut in. Behind the scenes: https://youtu.be/cxHqysKYHbU Karaoke: https://youtu.be/YIBxsD3vjMw Press/licensing/business: [email protected] Big thanks to The Huntsman: Winter’s War for helping make this video possible! The mirror, crowns, and weapons in this battle were all used in the actual movie. How cool is that? ** CREDITS ** Writer / Producer / Director / Freya: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Ravenna: Laura Marano http://instagram.com/lauramarano The Huntsman: Derek Theler http://instagram.com/derektheler http://twitter.com/derektheler Sara: Jessica Bishop https://www.youtube.com/JessicaBishopTV Tull: Burl Moseley http://www.imdb.me/burlmoseley Huntswoman: Kimberly Fox http://www.imdb.me/kimberlyfox Guard: Ryan Marsico https://twitter.com/ryanmarsico Guard: Aaron Alberstein http://twitter.com/AaronAlberstein Assoc. Producer: Rebecca Flinn Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st AC: Stephen Branagan 2nd AC: Laurence Stajic Make-up, Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Production Designer: Paul Bianchi VFX Supervisor: Brad Clapper 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Stills, BTS: Jennifer Ruiz Staff Writers: Michael Sullivan, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Brad Gage Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Grip: Jorge Lopez Gaffer: John Kviklys Best Boy, Studio Liaison: Billy Brenner Construction Lead: Jo Crandall Scenic Painting Asst.: Veronica Wylie Asst. Costume Designer: Joe Deese Costumer: Tina Marti Craft Service: Candace Ostler Playback: Alex Frew, Rene Michelle Aranda Sound Mixer: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Beat: Dirty Hollywood Recording, M&M: Will Hampton Beat Consult.: Casey Golden Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to AP: Whitney Gries 1st AE: Tim Scott 2nd AE: Kate West Boom, Grip: Jim Burzelic Asst. to Producers: Clare Loughran PAs: Monica Polk, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Diane Musselman, Sydney Bolen, Zak White, Olivia Spirz, Josh Siefer, Jeremy Roberts, Ryan Rash Special Thanks: YouTube Space LA, Liam Collins, Andrew Fillmore, Varun Lella, Stuart Kozlowski, Alissa Feldman, Shane Monaco, Ellen Marano, Kristin Collin, Leia Crawford, Margaret Helmer ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** F: Look, it’s my psychopath sister who abandoned her sanity Slept her way to the top, absorbing power from vanity Hide yo’ kids and hide yo’ wives, my kin is creepin’ nearer Like MJ she’s talking with the man in the mirror You think you’re so slick but let me be blunt While you whisper in the shadows I just take what I want My forces conquer kingdoms - it’s my law they instill Love is forbidden, even Netflix and chill R: Did you say something? Because it sounds like you’re riled I guess you’re still bitter from the loss of your child While you outlaw affection, check the reflection I’m practically invincible since my resurrection I’m a sucker for beauty, leaving permanent scars You’re the second-place silver, I drop solid gold bars I made you from nothing, now you make me embarrassed You think that's not fair, but we know I'm the fairest F: You’re a monster inside while I’m wittier and grittier This battle is a cold war: who cares who’s prettier? Once you feel my frost bite, then you'll put up no fight We remember that Ravenna (SW: lost to frickin’ Snow White) I’ll freeze you freakin’ solid and shatter your remains Your crazy don’t faze me, I’ve got ice in my veins I’m the mistress of cold, I’ve got that climate controlled I can break her cause she’s faker than a ton of fool’s gold I’m faster, cooler, calmer and I’m twice as nice, maybe You'll get that cold shoulder from this ice ice baby So fresh and so clean, I’ll put an end to your scheme The winner is the winter and you’ll scream for this Ice Queen R: You keep coming back for more like a cold sore Always nipping at my heels, quoth Ravenna, “Nevermore!” My beauty bewitches and no king is immune He falls for me, we marry, and he dies on the honeymoon Brutal beauty with brawn and when my body’s gone My power lives forever in this phat brass gong We share the same bloodline but you’re half as strong You’re like the live-action version of Elsa minus the badass song We're out of space in this description! For full lyrics: http://genius.com/Whitney-avalon-freya-vs-ravenna-princess-rap-battle-lyrics ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 31984940 Whitney Avalon
RAPUNZEL vs ANNA: Princess Rap Battle (Eliza Dushku James Maslow Tom Lenk Whitney Avalon) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Behind the scenes: https://youtu.be/81CJ5SkOZvw ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ On iTunes: http://tiny.cc/PRB8itunes ▶ Anna bonus song: https://youtu.be/F5aGkiTrWkk ▶ Princess Rap Battle apparel & artwork from this video: http://tiny.cc/WAmerch ▶ Karaoke: https://youtu.be/e-XfMK7X1lU Rapunzel & Flynn (Eliza Dushku & Tom Lenk) return to Arendelle to take on Anna & Kristoff (Whitney Avalon & James Maslow) in a no-holds-barred rap battle. Things are about to get hairy. Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Anna: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com  Rapunzel: Eliza Dushku http://twitter.com/elizadushku Kristoff: James Maslow http://facebook.com/jamesmaslow Flynn: Tom Lenk http://instagram.com/tommylenk Santa: Jim O’Heir http://twitter.com/jimoheir  Filmed at Thunder Studios! http://thunderstudios.com/ Executive Producer: Rodric David Associate Producer: Dave Finger Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st AC: Stephen Branagan 2nd AC: Cheffy Thomas Make-up, Hair: Amanda Walter, Amy Wiener Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton Production Designer: Paul Bianchi VFX Supervisor: Aaron Moles 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Original “Girl On Swing” Artwork: Mandie Manzano http://mandiemanzano.com Stills, BTS: James Gilstrap Staff Writers: Michael Sullivan, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Mark Jonathan Davis Key Grip: Matthew Phroper Gaffer: John Kviklys Swing: Billy Brenner Grip: Jim Burzelic Construction Lead: Jo Crandall Scenic Painting Asst.: Melissa Goodway Craft Service: Candace Ostler Playback: Michael Sullivan Beat: Dirty Hollywood Recording, Master: Will Hampton AE: Kate West Boom Op: T.C. De Witt, Jim Burzelic Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Assistant to Producers: Diane Musselman Character Consultant: Jenna Bryson https://www.youtube.com/jennabryson PAs: Jim Burzelic, Monica Polk, Michael J Epstein, Sophia Cacciola Art Department PA: Veronica Wylie Large-Scale Printing: Color Images Special Thanks: Lawrence Antoine, Jared Clark ** LYRICS ** RAPUNZEL: My hair’s so soft But I ball so hard That my bed head brings All the boys to the yard I was the caged bird singing Busting back on the scene This little lost princess Is the long-locked queen of Rap Un Zel Right in my name Coming back for my crown With my magical mane I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter Scholar, singer, dancer Knock me but like Elsa’s door You haven’t got an answer Your snowflake’s not unique And you’re past your peak Even the silver in your hair Is a losing streak I can’t believe how dumb you are Hans took you for a sucker I’ll say it twice, you stink on ice Did I mumble motherfucker? ANNA: I’m not ANN-a, I’m AH-na I go ham when I wanna You can’t handle the drama Slam a damn prima donna A once upon a timer I know better than momma Frozen fever so hot I hafta chill in a sauna Blondie’s only got three books And a mother that betrays her and It doesn’t even phase her That she raised her with no razor Sunflower in a tower Tricked by her kidnapper Me? I woulda capped her And frickin’ witch slapped her You’re not the brightest lantern And your mug is just fugly The word on the street is that Your duckling ain't snuggly Agoraphobic bore And I don’t know what’s sadder That you’ve never worn shoes Or that you’re just a rope ladder We're over the character limit for a YouTube description, so see the rest of the lyrics as the subtitles in the video itself! Made it all the way down here? Sweet! Comment "I like warm hugs!" ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
Views: 22159550 Whitney Avalon
The Little Mermaid | Poor Unfortunate Souls | Harry Potter style (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/poor-unfortunate-souls-harry-potter-style-single/1364706929 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6l7DgHgikugiDm1W5fiuCj Dolores Umbridge lets out her inner Ursula. (Y’all kept asking me to do a full version of Poor Unfortunate Souls after the Disney Villains Medley, but I had to give it my own twist! Hope you love this mashup of Harry Potter and The Little Mermaid, two things I adore.) Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Dolores Umbridge: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Composer*, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Editor: Kate West Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer *based upon the original composition by Howard Ashman & Alan Menken Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one! ** LYRICS ** You know, deep down you deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter? I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear, you may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed with your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad, But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" below!!!
Views: 1535629 Whitney Avalon
MRS CLAUS vs MARY POPPINS: Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon Alyssa Preston Jim O'Heir) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ SUPER CLASSY SWAGOLISTIC t-shirts! http://tiny.cc/swagolistic ▶ This song on iTunes: http://tiny.cc/PRB3itunes (also on Amazon, Google Play, etc.) Behind the scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGlcn2mdDxc What’s that I hear on the rooftop? It’s Mrs. Claus squaring off against Mary Poppins in a special holiday-themed rap battle! Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com/ ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Mrs. Claus: Alyssa Preston http://www.imdb.me/alyssapreston http://twitter.com/alyssampreston Santa: Jim O’Heir https://twitter.com/jimoheir Bert: Kevin Allen https://www.facebook.com/KevinAllenface Stark Bannermen: Paul Nabil Matthis https://www.youtube.com/pmatthis, Frank Eady Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Maggie Schwab 2nd AC / Data Tech: Dino Dumandan VFX: Mike Manasewitsch Recording Engineers: Ryan Johnson http://ryanthomasjohnson.com, Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Composer: Matt Dahan http://www.mattdahan.com Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne Set Costumer: Isabel Mandujano Production Manager: Mary Bonney Key Grip: Derek Dresda Gaffer: Jen Galvez Script Supervisor: T.C. DeWitt Craft Services / Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler Playback: Alex Frew Grips: Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic PA: Ed Lee Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Special Thanks: Jason Hayes, Lash Lounge LA, John Kyle Grady, Michael Lyon, Matt Truebe, Mandy Sydelle, Morgan Locke Subtitles: Дима Столярчук (Russian), Amy Underworld (French), EternaLoveCL (Italian) For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** Mary: When there’s a looming battle to be faced and fought, the lesson is: get right to it Practically perfect people prefer to be polite, but sometimes you just have to say “screw it” You never get applause You’re the dependent Claus You’re known for wrapping toys But my rapping skill destroys I’m money in the Banks so show some respect If you tear me up like paper then I’ll resurrect And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice Hey, fat cat, how are you at catching mice? You’re like a piecrust, so easily smashed I’ll feed the birds what’s left of you once you’ve been trashed I hear it’s been years since the North Pole got rigid Today’s forecast says you’re entirely frigid Mrs. Claus: Don’t go there, honey, the word around town Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest (Hey!) You’re a stuck-up servant, ho-ho-horribly dressed The biggest charity since ever, we help the masses With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses (Cheeky!) Your rhymes are weak - you’re a low stakes player Come at me, freak - I’ll one-horse open slay ya I’m behind the scenes, but that doesn’t mean I’m dumb I run the workshop, keep the books, and advise my sugar plum I’m a baker, all about these rolls, a big broad bruiser Even your reflection thinks you’re a loser Mary: I find this a bore, let’s double it up Mrs. Claus: Oh, bring it on, sister, we will mess your shit up! Mrs. Claus: Bert Bert: Santa Santa: Mary Mary: …Mrs.? Bert: Extemporized before your very eyes Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes ‘cause damn right Van Dyke rocks these mics You’re an icon of greed that’s perverted the season You give coal to bad kids, Mary teaches ‘em reason, she’s Mary: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferocious Mary & Bert: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferocious Mary: I could do this whole verse backwards, but I truly feel I’m through wasting my time, because you’re not even real Santa: Fool, I’m real, and I’m spectacular This Dick can’t stick to an accent or vernacular Mrs. Claus: Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce Santa: But my sack holds billions of presents at once The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth Winter is coming, I’m the “King in the North” Mrs. Claus: Drinking one Coke a year has made us rich Santa: My list’s never wrong: it says you’re a bitch Mary: Please don’t act like you’re some kind of saint, Nick Bert: Always spying on minors Mary & Bert: That’s jailbait, prick Mrs. Claus: This boring British wench needs a long winter’s nap Santa: You’ve been a naughty girl, shut up and sit on my lap Mary: That’s quite enough of that, the winds have changed here Let’s see how well you fly without your reindeer ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 33437079 Whitney Avalon
DOROTHY vs ALICE: Princess Rap Battle (Emily Kinney, Ryan McCartan, Whitney Avalon) *explicit*
 
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▶ NEW #PrincessRapBattle #Oz vs. #Wonderland shirts: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com ▶ A portion of this video is sponsored by #PopSockets! Get swappable PopTops at http://bit.ly/2OX7Nky. Use code WAVALON for free shipping! ▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dorothy-vs-alice-princess-rap-battle-single/1441904000 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2NEbww1FoNU5D7HBFEYwWw Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion challenge Alice, Mad Hatter, Tweedledum, and Tweedledee where Oz intersects with Wonderland in our biggest rap battle ever! With an all-star cast including Emily Kinney, Ryan McCartan, and Joey Richter! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Dorothy: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com https://instagram.com/whitneyavalon https://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Alice: Emily Kinney https://instagram.com/emmykinney/ Mad Hatter: Ryan McCartan https://instagram.com/mccarya/ Tweedledum: Reggie De Leon https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1763390/ Tweedledee: Jason Rogel https://instagram.com/j2therizzo/ Scarecrow: Joey Richter http://twitter.com/joeyrichter Tin Man: Burl Moseley https://instagram.com/burlmoseley/ Cowardly Lion: Mark Teich https://instagram.com/markteich111/ Associate Producer: Jim Sabo Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Composer: Dirty Hollywood 1st Asst. Director: T.C. De Witt Make-Up & Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee Castro Make-Up & Hair: Deidra Portillo Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Costume Designer: Isabel Mandujano Set Costumer: Elena Flores Prod. Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Director: Jonathan Theriault Set Dresser: Eleanor Goodall Art Dept.: Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam Billitzer Asst. Editor: Kate West Asst. to Ms. Avalon: Caroline Sharp Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan 1st AV: Adam Lippert 2nd AC, DIT: Lisa Copland G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Key Grip: Ariq Hannan Gaffer: Nick Street, Chaz Moore Craft Service: Candace Ostler Stills, BTS, Second Unit Camera: Merlin Showalter Playback: Michael J. Epstein Make-Up PA: Spankie Valentine PAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Seinkowski, Jim Burzelic Add'l Still Photography: Arnon Z. Shorr Recording Engineer, Mix, Master: Will Hampton Sound Designer: Shannon Deane VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle ** LYRICS ** ALICE: When you look into the mirror, I’m sure you’re distressed Your book borrowed my look You’re even wearing my dress I been rocking this game Since before you were born This corny copy’s lost because she ain’t in Kansas anymore I'm surprised your garbage squad Hasn't fallen apart Yellow bellied, empty-headed That one’s got no heart Double killers, caterpillars, and a mad man in my crew Put you on blast, I gotta ask Who are you? DOROTHY: Well, I’m Dorothy Gale And you’re on my street Not a good witch, I’m a bad bitch Ruby kicks on my feet Quirky stupid chicks And nobody can stand ‘em You’re that annoying girl shouting LOL I’m so random I got sense and sensibility Like my girl Jane Austen Wreckin’ your tea party Like they did back in Boston Word to your moms I’m dropping L. Frank Bombs Got more bars than Wonka More composed than Brahms Better say your prayers, TEAM OZ: “We’re your worst nightmares” Keep dreaming, you’ll be screaming Lions, tigers, and bears (Oh my!) I’ve come to free the land From an olive hand A beginning middle end that Even kids can understand In your sadness you wallow Talkin’ rabbits you follow Put a bottle near your mouth You’re not thinkin’, you swallow I didn’t make the mold But I’m the one who broke it I’m the better heroine Stick that in your pipe and smoke it ALICE: No place like home? You’re from a podunk prairie Ease on down the road Cause shiz is gonna get scary What’s your battle plan? I don’t think you understand A coward, dolt and bag of bolts Can’t step to Wonderland Don't make me light up your friend, Cause he’s met his match A stitched together strawman that stinks like bandersnatch You’re washed up and washed out, you’re fading, and thus Click your heels together baby and bugger off to Kansas SCARECROW: Who needs brains when you have this much swagger I don’t even gotta think and I got moves like Jagger I’m outstanding in my field While you have mental lapses Teaching crows how to murder With my lack of synapses Noggin stuffed with knowledge Stitching rhymes so raw Throwing shade at Oz? Hay, that’s the last straw Let’s have a heart to heart you tart stealing tart Alice, you’re so stupid you make me look smart. …and we’re out of space because there are so many lyrics! ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment “LOL I'm so random”
Views: 5765170 Whitney Avalon
Taylor Swift | Look What You Made Me Do | Tangled style (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/look-what-you-made-me-do-tangled-style-single/1417541505 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3EU5I1vSJ8PE992OCKiv83 Taylor gets Tangled. (After the Disney Villains Medley, so many of you asked me to sing more as Mother Gothel. When I saw her say “Look what you’ve done, Rapunzel” in the film, I knew exactly what perfectly villainous pop song needed a parody!) Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Mother Gothel: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Flynn Rider: Jimmy Sherfy Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Editor: Kate West Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Recording Engineer: Dirty Hollywood Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer Special Thanks: Steve Gossett *based upon the original composition by Taylor Swift et al. Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one! ** LYRICS ** Look what you made me do, Rapunzel! I don't like your rebel streak Don't like the way you speak You thought that I was weak Like a fool, but it's just not true I don't like your sneaky friend How you both play pretend You know that's at an end Him and you? That will not come true, no! 'Cause I am smarter, I can start a plan then double cross Honey, with you I'll never die, it's truly awesomesauce He's just a lying rogue you'll soon forget and that's no loss You're such a dunce, I won't tell you twice (she kicks Flynn, who groans "ow!") Ooh, look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you just made me Awww, look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you just made me-- I don't like when you roam free You still belong to me We'll agree to disagree Locked you up and I've got the key, ha! I get so tired of the way you cause such drama, drama This wouldn't happen if you'd listen to your gorgeous mama The gag and chains are 'cause you're being a pest You think you're sharp, but sweetie I know best! Yes, I am smarter, I can start a plan then triple cross Honey, with you I'll never die, it's truly awesomesauce He's just a lying rogue you'll soon forget and that's no loss You're such a dunce, I had to tell you twice, (she stomps on Flynn, who groans “oh!”) Ooh, look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look... look at it... ew I don't trust nobody so you better beware The only part of you I love is your hair I don't trust nobody so you better beware The only part of you I love is your hair Your hair, your hair I'm sorry, this old thief can't talk to you right now Why? Oh, he's almost dead! Ooh, look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you made me do Oh, Rapunzel, look what you just made me do ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "It’s truly awesomesauce!" below!!!
Views: 974707 Whitney Avalon
DISNEY VILLAINS MEDLEY (Whitney Avalon & Peter Hollens)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Villains rock their iconic songs and mess with each other in this intricate medley. ▶ This song on iTunes: http://tiny.cc/VILLitunes On Spotify: http://tiny.cc/VILLspot ▶ Check out the incredible Peter Hollens: http://bit.ly/JoinTheHollensFamily http://youtube.com/peterhollens ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub You know who sometimes gets the very best song in the whole movie? The bad guy or gal. I had such a blast finding so many shades of evil with a cappella king Peter Hollens. We snuck a lot of mean interactions into this video, so keep your eyes peeled! Whitney Avalon as Ursula, Lefou, Mother Gothel, and Jafar. http://whitneyavalon.com http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon Peter Hollens as Scar, Frollo, Gaston, and Dr. Facilier. Plus 109 backing vocals! http://peterhollens.com http://instagram.com/peterhollens ** SONGS INCLUDED ** “Poor Unfortunate Souls” Ursula from THE LITTLE MERMAID “Be Prepared” Scar from THE LION KING “Hellfire” Claude Frollo from THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME “Gaston” Lefou & Gaston from BEAUTY AND THE BEAST “Mother Knows Best” Mother Gothel from TANGLED “Friends on the Other Side” Dr. Facilier from THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG “Prince Ali Reprise” Jafar from ALADDIN ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director: Whitney Avalon Producer, Director: Peter Hollens Production Designer, Lighting, Assistant Director, Post Supervisor: Jeremy Bronson Editor: Reilly Zamber Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Hair and Make-Up Artist: Roxy Allen Ms. Avalon’s Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Mr. Hollens’ Costume Designer: Jamie Parker Music Arranger: Tom Anderson Music Editor: Alex Green Mix: Ed Boyer Mastering: Bill Hare Recording Engineers: Ben Bram, Peter Hollens Ms. Avalon’s Assistant: Caroline Sharp Mr. Hollens’ Assistant, Post Production Assistant: Nicole Slenning PAs: Dustyn Smith, Samantha Westmoreland PA, BTS Camera: Jordan Brooks Titles, Graphics: Kent Carollo Special Thanks, Location: Enchanted Forest in Turner, Oregon Press/licensing/business: [email protected] If you made it to the bottom of this description, comment “Bubbles!” ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 4212722 Whitney Avalon
Rick & Morty Song – I’M FINE – Beth In Real Life (Whitney Avalon & Brendan Milburn)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Available on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/im-fine-a-tribute-to-rick-and-morty-single/1343081790 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/5okbsTxsvLA3gkASrAOpGm ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub A Rick & Morty musical?! Oooh wheee, welcome to dimension C-042, where live-action Beth is definitely not fine, no matter what she says. Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Beth: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Composer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek [CAST] Rick’s Hands: T.C. De Witt Bartender: Stephen Sean Ford Waitress: Alice Prime Taddy: Andrew Racho Tommy: Danny Montooth Jacqueline: Caroline Sharp Dr. Wong: Candace Ostler [CREW] Cinematographer, Colorist: Merlin Showalter Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Editor, Stills: Kate West Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Hair & Make-Up: Rachel Galey 1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro Echevarria Production Designer: Katie Moest G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Script Supervisor, Choreographer: Sarah J. Eagen Craft Service: Candace Ostler 2nd Assistant Camera: Tia Workman Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer Thanks: YouTube Space LA, Ryan Elder, Curt Bonnem, Indy Mogul (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBO3GrtVYcY is their DIY video on making that portal gun!) Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** LYRICS ** Well, look at you! Here of all places! It seems no matter where I go you're always there somehow I can't escape your angry faces Try to leave them in the past but you show up here and now Which one are you? I mean, you're glowing! A metaphorical glow - stop looking at your hand Jerry’s home, so I really should be going Oh, you're asking how I am, but it's phrased like a demand I'm fine My heart's not broken I’m not smiling just to hide my every tortured thought I'm fine There's nothing unspoken It’s not clear you’re here to use me like a butter bot Well, this was fun! A father-daughter catch up! You only said a hundred things that make me wanna puke Look, you’ve made sure this is not an even match-up To change your mind at all would take a tactical nuke In between burps, you keep expounding on these nihilistic theories you present as facts You’re always right! The odds are astounding! So people die while you’re spewing wisecracks No really, I'm fine Believe me, bub I'm not consumed with rage so strong my body is on fire I'm fine Wubba lubba dub dub It's not abundantly clear that you're a total liar Summer's not upset that on one picture day I clocked her It's so fun she's seventeen, like me when she was born I'm not feeling old and I am a real doctor Unlike Natalie Imbruglia I am not torn Maybe you’re not evil and it’s just the way you’re drawn But you don’t even think of me as human, just a pawn Life for you is one big selfish everlasting con It would make this universe much simpler… if you were gone. I’m fine Therapy’s working I've never had sociopathic tendencies I’m fine I don’t see you smirking I'm not "meeseeking" your love with my dependencies Since I'm not a clone, that means I chose this, and it thrills me No nightmares about Froopyland and how much you knew My life isn't dull and my family fulfills me I haven’t realized I’m exactly like you I'm fine, no really I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "wubba lubba dub dub" below!
Views: 1121600 Whitney Avalon
Mulan | I’ll Make A Man Out Of You | Beauty and the Beast style (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/ill-make-a-man-out-of-you-beauty-the-beast-style-single/1377966369 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6aRtbtUbYfBac8BSP8Y4uY Thousands of you asked for more mashup parodies like my Harry Potter style “Poor Unfortunate Souls” so here’s what happens when Belle sings “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” to the Beast! Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Belle: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Mrs. Potts: Alyssa Preston Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Editor: Kate West Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer Assistant Editor: Christopher Rossi *based upon the original composition by Matthew Wilder & David Zippel Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a crossover like this one! ** LYRICS ** Belle: Let's get down to business, let's get one thing straight Am I really trapped here, or is this a date? You're still acting like a beastly mess But I can guess, before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Such a creepy castle, but the food is great Once you make sure you don't get a living plate There's one killjoy, though, who yells a lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you (Chip giggles) Potts: Don't ever laugh at those with trauma Belle: Say goodbye to life provincial Potts: Chip, I fear the master's past is haunting him Chip: He acts so silly, mama Potts: Shhhh B: Hope he didn't see me flinch, I'll Find a compromise, perhaps it's not so grim Potts & Chip: Be a man Belle: And since you gave me that huge library I'm less concerned with your shaggy looks I'll stick around to teach you some manners And also read several thousand of those books You've made slight improvements, but your faults aren't gone Still less of a slimebag than that dolt Gaston I'll unravel more of your secret lore What does that magic rose do? How can I make a man out of you? Potts & Chip: She's a fan Belle: You are as brave as a reckless hero With musk like soil hot in the sun And all the strength of a steam-run chopper So keep all of that but also find some fun Potts & Chip: Be a man Belle: You need to work to control your temper You're no Prince Charming but maybe soon I'll make the best of this awkward moment But still you have got to learn to use a spoon ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "Let’s get down to business!" below!!!
Views: 655747 Whitney Avalon
KATNISS vs HERMIONE Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Behind the scenes of Katniss vs. Hermione: Princess Rap Battle! ▶ Watch the Katniss vs. Hermione battle: https://youtu.be/D9Mv6gXqADM ▶ Even Potter Knows I’m Hotter t-shirts! http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/katniss-vs.-hermione-princess/id1061801722 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/34hFLmt6cmaLm56so4MpEg Katniss Everdeen and friends from the Hunger Games series square off against Hermione Granger and her squad from the Harry Potter universe. ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Cinematographer for Interviews: Mike Manasewitsch Sound for Interviews: Alex Frew Editors: Steve Gossett, Grant Lewis Make-up Artist: Patty Jarvis On-Set Behind the Scenes Cameras: Candace Lauren Ostler, Jim Sabo Composer: Ryan Elder Interview Location: YouTube Space LA ** KATNISS VS. HERMIONE: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer/Producer/Director/Katniss: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Hermione: Molly C. Quinn http://twitter.com/mollyquinn93 Harry: Chase Fein http://chasefein.com Ron: Evin Michaels http://twitter.com/evinmichaels Peeta: John Robert Keena http://instagram.com/realjrk Gale: Cole Gerdes http://instagram.com/colegerdes Dumbledore: Thomas Stiver Effie: Taryn Southern http://youtube.com/TarynSouthern Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st Assistant Camera: Bianca Bahena 2nd AC/Data Tech: Vanessa Ward Composer: Ryan Elder http://ryaneldermusic.com Make-up/Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Prod. Coordinator: Cate Cundiff, Leia Crawford Prod. Designer: Paul Bianchi Staff Writer/Asst. to Producers: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Gaffer: Gio Knox Grip: Billy Brenner, Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic 1st AD/Puppeteer: T.C. De Witt BTS Cam/Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler VFX Supervisor: Brad Clapper Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Playback: Alex Frew Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to Producers: Clare Loughran PA: Elizabeth Osterwisch, Dan Braswell, Reera Yoo PA/Craft Service: Diane Musselman Cultural Consultants: Gary Scullion, Nick Acott Archery Advisor: Kaitlin Kelly Special Thanks: Chris Schmidt, Evelyn Torres, Jamie Chandler, Mareena D’Angelo For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 1269251 Whitney Avalon
Aladdin | Friend Like Me | Mary Poppins style (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/friend-like-me-mary-poppins-style-single/1446230014 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/45x18u4S3R770AiRIEeBfK If you can’t find your own genie, the next best scenario is having #MaryPoppins as your nanny! #MaryPoppinsReturns to my channel after her rooftop rap battle: http://youtu.be/K9qfaTBCYSA Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Production Designer: Kim Brunner Make-Up Artist: Deidra Portillo Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp VFX Supervisor: Aaron Moles Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Associate Producer: We Make Movies, Inc. Assistant Editor: Kate West Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer *based upon the original composition by A. Menken & H. Ashman Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one! ** LYRICS ** Best foot forward, spit spot! Well, your mother's flighty and aloof Your father's much too busy to be home But children, you're in luck, 'cause I'm foolproof with a brand of magic all my own You have some power in your corner now And that's a promise that I guarantee You have my skills, my style, and my know-how See all you've got to do is stick with me And I'll say Oh, Jane and Michael Banks What will your future be? Let me teach you, thanks I've got this down You have never had a friend like me Tough love plus wizardry Yes, that's what I prefer REFLECTION: She's so good at child psychology You have never had a friend like her Yes, well, we pride ourselves on wisdom I'm the boss The queen, the best I walk on air It's hardly fair I admit that I've been truly blessed Life's now a smorgasbord Of possibility And here's a clue: I'll help you two You have never had a friend like me Can your friends ride clouds? I don’t mean to brag Can your friends pull this out their carpet bag? Can your friends speak dog? No? Well, that’s a shame Can your friends go 'abracadabra' with a snap And make cleaning up into a game? So don't just stand there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed I'm here to answer your advertisement You've got a dignified, distinguished guide A live-in mentor, and I don't pay rent I've got an urge to make your life sublime And I won't leave till I have found success I'm immortal, so I've got some time I'm like a goddess in a straight-laced dress, and yes I may come back in Mary Poppins Two (and Three!) When I'm on screen, it's evergreen You have never had a friend, never had a friend You have never had a friend, never had a friend You have never had a friend like me I'm your nanny, not your friend, obviously ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "Magical!” below!!!
Views: 390741 Whitney Avalon
Baby Names (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Stu and Ginger are going to choose their baby's name tonight. No matter what. Writer, Producer, Ginger: Whitney Avalon Stu: Nathan Graham Smith Director, Voice of Doctor: David Seger Cinematographer: Nate Cornett Location, Sound: Jim Klimek Editor: Brian King Composer: Ryan Elder For licensing or business queries: [email protected] http://whitneyavalon.com http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon
Views: 643364 Whitney Avalon
Hilarious Newscast Gone Wrong | YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE official music video (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ ITunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/youre-not-fooling-anyone/1318068365?i=1318068366 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/791XKPTQ7SGttoj2WafCG5 (also on Amazon, Google Play, more!) If I ever start a band, I think I’ll call it Whitney Avalon & the Righteous Grievances. ;P Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video: funny songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Performer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Mr. Jeep: Tyler Scheid https://twitter.com/apocalypto_12 (You may know him as Stone Face Tyler on Markiplier’s channel, but he was the opposite of stone-faced during this shoot!) Composer, Co-Lyricist, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Editor: Kate West Music Mix/Master: Will Hampton Production Designer: Alexandra Regazzoni Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Make-up and Wig: Patty Jarvis Assistant Director: Michael J. Epstein Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Script Supervisor: Sophia Cacciola First Assistant Camera: Ashley Cradeur Second Assistant Camera: Terra Gutmann-Gonzalez Key Grip: Heather Fannan Gaffer: Logan Alesso, Michael Robinson Recording Engineer: Dirty Hollywood G&E Swing, Location Liaison: Billy Brenner PA: Tia Workman, Tallinn Kiefer For Mom, who rocked big ‘80s glasses Thanks: Stephen Ford, YouTube Space LA, Buffer Festival Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** LYRICS ** Cotton swabs are the ultimate safe and trusted first aid tool Cotton swabs are a versatile implement in every beauty school Cotton swabs are perfect for cleaning your baby or computer gear Warning: do not under any circumstances stick them in your ear WHAT? You’re not fooling anyone Nobody reads the fine print Nobody cleans their bathroom fixtures with a cotton swab Or uses it for picking up lint The only reason people buy your product Is the thing you say should never be done Then it was pretty unwise to make it the just the right size for my ear canal, guys You're not fooling anyone Mr. Jeep in my right side mirror, way back where the roads converge Mr. Jeep zooms past thirty cars who got here first to merge Mr. Jeep, feigning innocence, flashes an apologetic grin "I don't understand how driving works, won't you please let me cut in?" HA! You're not fooling anyone This isn't some kind of race If I let you in it's 'cause I am a saint Not because of your dumb pleading face Every single driver you just passed here Knows you're a slimy sneaky son of a gun You really seem unconcerned, but even little kids learn to wait their goddamned turn You're not fooling anyone People who think horoscopes are science - please be joking! People who leave phone books on my doorstep - what are you smoking? People who misquote philosophers - clearly, honey, you're no scholar! People adding spires to skyscrapers - that doesn't really make it taller! People who don't change the toilet paper roll – sure you “didn’t see it”! People who judge others all the time – you’re a jerk, I guarantee it! Oh… I'm not fooling anyone Nobody needs my advice Look, it's mostly not my business what you choose to do So I'll just be respectful and nice You're entitled to your opinion, So don't let me go and spoil your fun. And hey, I'm sure that we'd find that even all humankind can't make you change your mind I'm not fooling anyone I'm not fooling anyone I'm not fooling any— but seriously astrology is nonsense ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "jeepers" below!
Views: 273855 Whitney Avalon
Princess Anna Song – THAT WOULD NOT BE ME – After Frozen (Whitney Avalon & Brendan Milburn)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/that-would-not-be-me-single/id1189238550 In this original song, Whitney Avalon imagines a moment in Anna’s life after ‘Frozen’! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Anna: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Writer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDKLj-ZhtBzqXFpqUY4CRyQ Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com  Filmed at Thunder Studios! http://thunderstudios.com/ Executive Producer: Rodric David Associate Producer: Dave Finger Orchestration: Ryan O’Connell http://www.ryanomusic.com Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st AC: Stephen Branagan 2nd AC: Cheffy Thomas Make-up, Hair: Amy Wiener Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton Production Designer: Paul Bianchi 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Stills, BTS: James Gilstrap Key Grip: Matthew Phroper Gaffer: John Kviklys Swing: Billy Brenner Grip: Jim Burzelic Construction Lead: Jo Crandall Scenic Painting Asst.: Melissa Goodway Craft Service: Candace Ostler Playback: Michael Sullivan Recording, Master: Will Hampton Editor: Raymond Fraser AE: Kate West Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Assistant to Producers: Diane Musselman Character Consultant: Jenna Bryson https://www.youtube.com/jennabryson PAs: Jim Burzelic, Monica Polk Art Department PA: Veronica Wylie Large-Scale Printing: Color Images ** LYRICS ** Somebody's pretty and blonde Somebody gets to be queen Millions of girls around the world Dress up as somebody for Halloween Someone can't see all the damage she does, Doesn't clean up her own mess With a wave of her hand can finesse a new dress But that would not be me I don't get a crown I'm the one who jumps back up Every time I get knocked down I'm the one who stands beside the one they want to see The magic one, yeah, that would not be me Someone deserves to be mad Someone was endlessly brave Someone will always sacrifice herself When there's sister or kingdom to save Someone should fight for the spotlight sometimes Be angry she's still second best She should scream "I accomplished my quest by freezing to death out of love! Be impressed!" But that would not be me I'm loyal through and through Nope, I don't brag or ask for praise It's what I'd never do The goofy, clumsy younger sibling's all I'll ever be To even think it, that would not be... Wait! I conquered a mountain, a liar, a curse, and really impressive bed head I got the guy and came back from the dead and had adventures galore Come on, Anna, I know you can do it, be a ruthless feisty redhead Your sis gets the sequins, the swagger, and the most memorable tune in the score And why can't that be me? Who has the world abuzz Like our ballroom, I've got balls I can do what Elsa does Strut around in fancy gowns slit to above the knee Struggle with my secrets like an Oscar nominee Symbolically throw off my cloak to show that I am free! On second thought, that would not be me ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "adventures galore"!
Views: 2389489 Whitney Avalon
CINDERELLA vs BELLE Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Behind the Scenes of Cinderella vs. Belle: Princess Rap Battle! ▶ Watch the Cinderella vs. Belle battle: https://youtu.be/VeZXQf77hhk ▶ Nerdy Wordy shirts: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Interview / On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera / Add’l Editing: Mike Manasewitsch Editor: Steve Gossett Make-up Artist: Amy Wiener Still Photographer / On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera: Candace Ostler, T.C. De Witt Composer: Ryan Elder Interview Location: YouTube Space LA Very Special Thanks: Peyton Skelton ** CINDERELLA VS BELLE: PRINCESS RAP BATTLE CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Belle: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Cinderella: Sarah Michelle Gellar http://facebook.com/sarahmichellegellar http://twitter.com/sarahmgellar http://instagram.com/sarahmgellar/ Goldilocks: Emily Goss http://twitter.com/emilygoss650 Buttercup: Ali Williams http://twitter.com/onlyalicat Little Red: Courtney Merritt http://twitter.com/otruenyc Pocahontas: Nikki Mejia http://www.nikkimejia.com/ Gaston: Michael Harris http://twitter.com/harris_actor888 Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward 2nd AC / Data Tech: Alex Cason Composer / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Make-up Artist for Ms. Gellar: David De Leon Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Production Manager: Leia Crawford Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Key Grip: John Marion PA/Grip: Jim Burzelic Gaffer: Dan Colmenares 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Set Decoration / Sound Engineer: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Craft Service / Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler Asst. Editor / VFX / BTS Camera: Mike Manasewitsch Playback: Alex Frew PA: Alexa Border Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Location: Matt Truebe http://frequency.com Special Thanks: David B. Lyons, JoAnne Colonna, Nick Campbell For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 1773107 Whitney Avalon
WON’T STAY DOWN (Whitney Avalon & Brendan Milburn) official music video
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: http://tiny.cc/WSDitunes I time traveled back to the 1940s to perform this funny Ella Fitzgerald-style jazz song for you! Adele sings about her greatest heartbreaks, so I wrote a number about one of mine. I hope anyone who’s ever had a bad hair day can relate to my blues. :D Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! (Because it’s sure not on any sort of regular schedule.) Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Singer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Composer, Co-Lyricists, Music Producer, On-Camera Pianist: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek On-Camera Drummer: Derrick Fox https://www.instagram.com/chefderrickfox/ Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Editor: Kate West Music Mix/Master: Will Hampton VFX Supervisor: Aaron Moles Make-Up/ Hair: Rebecca Lee Castro, Patty Jarvis String Arrangement: Ryan O’Connell Recording Engineer: Dirty Hollywood Set Decoration/ Props: Kim Brunner First Asst. Camera: Ashley Cradeur Second Asst. Camera: Thomas Miner Key Grip: Nick Street Gaffer: Maria Simoes G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Executive Asst.: Caroline Sharp Production Coordinator: Sarah J. Eagen Script Supervisor: T.C. De Witt Craft Service: Candace Ostler PA: Alice Prime Thanks: Andy, Stephanie, and Phillip Microphone Courtesy Of Richard Cheese For Dad, who taught me the importance of a well-timed clown nose ** LYRICS ** There’s a serious issue Affecting millions every day I don’t know how we’ll ever escape it Something so uncontrollable A bit of life that goes astray And we just don’t have the means to reshape it It may seem a minor burden The tiniest detail, But whenever it's shown up it proves I'm no grown up And feels like an epic fail I’ve got a cowlick Right here at my hairline I’ve got a cowlick It's extremely bad design Oh, I can fool myself That I’m rocking this ravishing gown But my cowlick pops up and it just won't stay down What am I supposed to do With this rebel clump of hair No spray, no brush, no dryer can tame it There's no chance of looking cool When I see that awkward stare From everyone who's too polite to name it But I sense their eyes upon me, And I know I've lost my power No longer the alpha, I feel like Alfalfa Why did I bother to shower? I’ve got a cowlick I should rig myself a wig I’ve got a cowlick No one digs a spike this big Oh, I can fool myself That I’m seen as a queen not a clown But my cowlick pops up and it just won't stay down Oh, I hate to go out, I can't take any more I'm a shell of the woman I was Got a baseball cap on when I go to the store, And this misery's happening because Of this word, this stupid word It sounds like centuries ago on a farm Someone’s head got licked by a cow And the enzymes in the saliva ruined that section of hair And everyone made fun of it forever Is that really the etymology? Wait, is etymology even the right word? Entomology? No, I think one of those is the study of insects, Which I would definitely rather not discuss. Cowlicks clearly aren’t caused by actual cows. I know this because I’ve never been near a cow But I've got a cowlick This wispy little twit One stubborn cowlick And it's so hard to outwit And I've tried every way But there's no way that I've found To keep this frizz at bay I've shellacked it and smacked it around And on my dying day As they're laying me into the ground My cowlick will pop up and it just won't stay down Won’t stay down Moo-oooooo ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "yay funny songs"!
Views: 332293 Whitney Avalon
Let's Not Talk About That (Whitney Avalon ft. CaptainSparklez Jordan Maron)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lets-not-talk-about-that-feat-jordan-maron-single/1436804029 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0Vvcdq5PYONPzYkFAGI1c6 ▶ Silliness on Jordan's channel: https://youtu.be/LsidFDXkecM Join Jordan Maron (AKA #CaptainSparklez) and me on the dance floor in this new music video about trying to have some fun and balance in a world gone mad. You’ve NEVER seen either of us like this before! Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new video. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** CAST Her: Whitney Avalon Him: Jordan Maron Dancers: Alexa Fung, Kevin Ross, Kevin Huang, Cammie Tolleshaug, Kevin Perdido, Ashley Paige CREW Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Associate Producer: Ed Powell Composer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Music Producer: Dirty Hollywood Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Editor: Kate West Hair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Choreographer: Lauren Lopez Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer Colorist: Pierce Cook 1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro Echevarria Production Coordinator: Sarah J. Eagen G&E Swing: Joe Baltazar PA: Alice Prime BTS Camera, Stills: Steve Goodloe Special Thanks: Asher Brown, Pollution Studios Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon The #dancemusic for this track is inspired by artists like Rihanna, The Lonely Island, and Calvin Harris. If you love the snark, satire, and unexpected musical moments in my #PrincessRapBattle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy them in an original song like this one! ** LYRICS ** HER: I spot you 'cross the dance floor A hottie 'cross the dance floor, baby I've got to cross the dance floor HER: Hi. HIM: Hi. And then we're grinding so close The rest of the world disappears I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose You're whispering in my ears like-- HIM: Did you hear about the nuclear escalation? The whole North Korea situation? We need to redouble our dedication To prioritizing this issue as a nation HER: Huh. Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flow C’mon, help me forget for a while Let's dance like there's no tomorrow HIM: Yeah, there might not be a tomorrow HER: Let's not talk about that HIM: Okay HER: Great! And then we're grinding so close The rest of the world disappears I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose You're whispering in my ears like-- HIM: What's your stance on atheism? Belief systems regularly cause a schism You don't need a higher power to choose altruism But these days it's all conflated with cynicism HER: Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flow Would you just let me forget for a second, geez Let's dance like there's no tomorrow Let's not talk about-- HIM: Is being centrist even possible in this divisive political climate of clickbait news features? Does the growing consumption of plant-based meals indicate a mass realization that we now have the choice not to torture living creatures? What does it mean for our society that sports figures and YouTube stars earn millions more than school teachers? As the planet trends toward no longer sustaining our species, whose responsibility is it to push for more thorough preventative procedures? HER: Let's not talk about that, let's not talk about that Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow) Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow) Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow) Let's talk about that over breakfast ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "ooh, scandalous!” below!!!
Views: 506817 Whitney Avalon
GALADRIEL vs LEIA Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Behind the Scenes of Galadriel vs. Leia: Princess Rap Battle! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ Watch the Galadriel vs. Leia battle: http://youtu.be/RL52R7m8b7w Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com/ ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Cinematographer for Interviews / Editor: Mike Manasewitsch Editor: Steve Gossett Make-up Artist: Amy Wiener Still Photographer / On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera: Jennifer Ruiz, T.C. De Witt Composer: Ryan Elder Interview Location: YouTube Space LA Very Special Thanks: Peyton Skelton ** GALADRIEL VS. LEIA: PRINCESS RAP BATTLE CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Leia: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Galadriel: Sara Erikson http://bit.ly/1rbblOP http://twitter.com/seriksonsays Arwen: Erika Davidson Legolas: Scotch Hopkins Pippin the Hobbit: Jim Klimek http://jimklimek.com Luke Skywalker: Erik Thomas Han Solo: Shannon Costa http://shannoncosta.com Slave Leias: Rose Marie Love and Kristina Ramirez Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward 2nd Assistant Camera / Data Tech: Iliya Gegov VFX: Brant Duncan Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Beat / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Make-up: Meline Tovmasian, Bibianna Lopez Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne Still Photographer: Jennifer Ruiz Production Manager: Mary Bonney Production Coordinator: Kathryn Feeney Set Dressing: Ian Duncan Grip: James Burzelic Playback: Alex Frew Base Camp Coordinator: T.C. De Witt Craft Services: Candace Lauren Ostler Production Assistant: Joe Wells Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Special Thanks: Kasra Ajir, Brittany Jo Gaylord, Rosalee Mayeux, Margaret Helmer, David Clarke Lawson Jr., Ann Keniston, Chris Halsted, Mitzi Druss, Liz at Nigel Beauty Emporium For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 1490229 Whitney Avalon
Funny Rey Song - SECOND TO LAST JEDI - Star Wars Musical
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/second-to-last-jedi-single/1324911591 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3jXdwJ3CDWovdqlOTejuCT I’m a big fan of Star Wars and wanted to share my analysis of what Rey was thinking as she tried to figure out the Jedi Mind Trick in “The Force Awakens” the best way I know how – through glorious song! Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Rey: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Composer, Co-Lyricist, Music Producer, Voice of TK-11873: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek TK-11873: Cameron Keaggy https://www.instagram.com/sirkeaggy/ Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Set Designer: Kim Brunner Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Editor, Photographer: Kate West Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Hair & Make-Up: Patty Jarvis 1st Assistant Camera: Steven Napolitano G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Art Department PA: Chris Brunner Character Consultant: Jenna Bryson Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer Thanks: YouTube Space LA Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** LYRICS ** This isn't ideal. It's downright dumb. It looks like the end of the line for me here and frankly I'm terribly glum That the promising future where I get to train with Luke Skywalker won't ever come And these shackles I'm shackled in sure seem robust so I'm stuck here on my bum In a base this huge I feel so tiny Oh and why's that tall Stormtrooper shiny? If I could just find a way into this tin man's head, I Might survive to become the second-to-last Jedi You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open. (Stormtrooper: What did you say?) He responded. That's a start. There's a glimmer of hope in this possibly-orphaned Jakkuvian scavenger's heart I can do this, I swear it, by each little line that I drew like a loneliness chart I can do this, I swear it, by each little meal that would always taste just like a fart By the bloke I like more than I care to By my sensible three-level hairdo I call on the Force and if somehow this works, I said I Might survive to become the second-to-last Jedi You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open. (Stormtrooper: I'll tighten those restraints, scavenger scum.) I'm done for! Blast it! Thought I had him for a sec But it turns out I'm screwed which has ruined my mood and now I'm a nervous wreck Focus! Get past it! Do the trick you did back when Without even trying, you found yourself spying on the mind of Kylo Ren You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open. (Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.) Whaaaat? (He unlocks the restraints.) Ta-da! See ya, big guy! I cannot believe that it worked, but it worked, and I honestly do not know why If I hurry away before they even know I've fled I will be well on my way or at least one step closer to having a chance to become the second-to-last Jediiiiii! And you'll drop your weapon. (he does) Yes! ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "I hope Daisy Ridley sees this" below!
Views: 578590 Whitney Avalon
Maleficent Villain Song – UNINVITED – Happy Halloween! (Whitney Avalon)
 
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Maleficent rocks. Especially when she’s angry. ▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/uninvited-with-valerie-vigoda-brendan-milburn-single/id1300747102 (also on Amazon & streaming) Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! (Because it’s sure not on any sort of regular schedule.) Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** CAST Producer, Director, Maleficent: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Diaval: Nathan Graham Smith https://www.instagram.com/grahamcraquah/ MUSIC Composer, Pianist, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn Lyricist, Violinist: Valerie Vigoda Guitarist: Andrew Synowiec Some lyrics altered with permission of the writers CREW Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Prod. Designer, Props: Katie Moest Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Wig, Make-up Artist: Patty Jarvis Editor: Kate West Mix, Master: Ed Boyer Script Supervisor: Sophia Cacciola Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp G&E Swing: Chaz Moore, Billy Brenner Asst. Director, Playback: Michael J. Epstein First Asst. Camera: Alejandro Echevarria PA: Tia Workman Special Thanks: Pollution Studios, Asher Brown, Kathy Sue Holtorf, David B. Lyons Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** LYRICS ** A grand celebration for a baby? How wonderful. I see I’ve fallen off the A-list – well, how very convenient The aristocracy’s hypocrisy is making me ill (blech) I know you’re very busy on your kingly, queenly thrones No time to throw your friendly neighbor measly little bones Well, you will see I’m not expendable, nor am I lenient Here’s what you haven’t seen yet I will not be forgotten I will shake my fairy fist I have got such a rotten little present, misbegotten and unpleasant Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list Uninvited For I know the king and queen have planned a perfect party day With their perfect food and perfect gifts, the best in every way Only beauty for the privileged little prune Everyone who’s anyone will come to see and to be seen They’ll be all dressed up and drink too much and prance around and preen And serve up lies upon a silver spoon I’ll meet the tiny shriveled beast that people think is so cute now Nobody old or angry’s ever s’posed to darken her door (sure) Her prideful parents think they’ve been the very cleverest Well, they should know that one should never ever ever test A fearless sorceress – plus, they’ve ruined my good repute now Well, you know that’s all moot now I will not be forgotten I will shake my fairy fist I have got such a rotten little present, misbegotten and unpleasant Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list Well, I will not be forgotten I will shake my fairy fist I have got such a rotten little present, misbegotten and unpleasant Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list Uninvited ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "villainess silliness" below!
Views: 494759 Whitney Avalon
This Song is Killer (ft. Jessica Rothe)
 
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▶ This video is sponsored by #HappyDeathDay2U! http://HappyDeathDay.com ▶ Subscribe for more musical madness: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Whitney Avalon and Jessica Rothe recap the movie Happy Death Day – and nothing creepy or weird happens at all. #HDD2U Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new comedy video! Press/business inquiries: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** CAST Superfan: Whitney Avalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Tree: Jessica Rothe http://instagram.com/jessica_rothe http://twitter.com/jessica_rothe Babyface: Tyler Scheid http://instagram.com/apocalypto_12 http://twitter.com/Apocalypto_12 CREW Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon Director: William J. Stribling Composer, Music Producer: Dirty Hollywood Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Art Director: Kim Brunner Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Ms. Avalon’s Make-Up, Hair: Amanda Walter Ms. Rothe’s Hair: Bobby Eliot Ms. Rothe’s Make-Up: Jenna Kristina Ms. Rothe’s Make-Up Assistant: Jamie Keller Assistant Editor: Kate West Mix, Master: Will Hampton G&E Swing: Chaz Moore 1st AC: Michael Scott Justin PAs: Tia Workman, Tallinn Kiefer Craft Service: Candace Ostler Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Associate Producer: We Make Movies, Inc. Consultant: Sinéad Persaud Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal DI Producer: Becky McNeal If you made it all the way to here, comment “I’ve got this song on repeat!” ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 129154 Whitney Avalon
April Fools’ Day Song (Whitney Avalon ft. Jon Cozart)
 
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▶ Patrons saw this video first! http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Jon’s delightful channel: http://youtube.com/PAINT ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/29rIHwbm8htuKpQ6fzv3gi ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/april-fools-day-song-feat-jon-cozart-single/1457950680 #JonCozart (AKA Paint) and I have a dire musical warning for you: it’s #AprilFoolsDay and nothing is quite as it seems. Including this song! Ring the notification bell to see my new videos first. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, snarky silliness, and more are on the way! ** CAST ** Song & Lyrics by Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon) Ukulele Arrangement by Jon Cozart (http://instagram.com/joncozart, http://twitter.com/joncozart) Performed by Whitney Avalon & Jon Cozart Additional Accompaniment by The Bells Jangling On Our Jester Hats ** CREW ** Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Hat Wrangler: Sue Donihm Music Mastering: Ed Boyer Assistant Editor: Kate West Craft Service: Ray Zenz Special Thanks: Luis Reyes, Dev Nguyen, and my simply spectacular patrons who made this #song possible! Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** LYRICS ** Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day The day when nothing is quite as it seems The day when the jokers all come out to play With their sneaky little schemes Yes, they'll dash your hopes and dreams (just like Hollywood!) Don't believe anything you read Don't believe anything you watch Some dolt thinking he's slick is the last thing you need It's less fun than a kick in the crotch The worst day to be on the internet Your friends post great news that's not true You know it’s the first but they hope you’ll forget So may we suggest that you... Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day The day when nothing is quite as it seems The day when the jerks all come out to play With their shifty little schemes How they love your angry screams Don't believe anything you see Don't believe anything you hear The world's filled with liars who take evil glee In tricking your eyes and ears Every email you get is a minefield Every video you click is one too Each new product you see is a hoax well-concealed So may we suggest that you... Get off your phone Put it somewhere absurd Turn off your computer You heard us, you nerd Don’t sign anything And don’t give your word Hide under your bed You can rest undeterred Then don’t come out again Till at least April third! Is that too far? No. Agreed. Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day The day when nothing is quite as it seems The day when the pranksters all come out to play With their stupid little schemes They’ll destroy your self-esteem They might film you on livestreams You’ll get turned into a meme If they take it to extremes So avoid them by all means Seriously No foolin’ Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "Sending this to all my friends to warn them!” below.
Views: 123659 Whitney Avalon
MALEFICENT vs DAENERYS Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Behind the scenes of Maleficent vs. Daenerys: Princess Rap Battle! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ Watch the Maleficent vs. Daenerys battle: https://youtu.be/y5k5e9RW8Og ▶ Illinest Villainess t-shirts! http://tiny.cc/illinest ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Cinematographer for Interviews: Mike Manasewitsch Editor: Steve Gossett Make-up Artist: Amy Wiener Still Photographer / On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera: Candace Ostler, T.C. De Witt, Jim Sabo Composer: Ryan Elder Interview Location: YouTube Space LA ** MALEFICENT VS. DAENERYS: PRINCESS RAP BATTLE CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Maleficent: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://facebook.com/thestevegossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Daenerys: Yvonne Strahovski https://twitter.com/y_strahovski https://instagram.com/therealyvonnestrahovski/ Missandei: Bianca DeGroat http://www.biancadegroat.com/ Grey Worm: Lorenzo Adams http://youtube.com/nerdballertv Diaval: Nathan Graham Smith http://Instagram.com/grahamcraquah Wayne: Gregory Guy Gorden http://www.GregoryGuyGorden.com Garth: Brad Gage https://www.youtube.com/user/bradgagecomedy Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Alex Cason 2nd AC / Data Tech: Brandon Rubesh Composer / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Animators: MC Griffin, Alex Lambropoulos Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Hailee Jones Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Wardrobe Assistant: Sara Parrott Production Manager: Mary Bonney Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy VFX: Aaron Moles Gaffer: Rose Fadem-Johnston Daenerys and Diaval Wigs: Laura Richards Assistant to Mr. Gossett / BTS Camera: T.C. DeWitt Assistant to Producers OR Assistant Production Manager: Leia Crawford Production Designer: Alexandra Regazzoni Assistant to Ms. Avalon: Clare Loughran Craft Service / Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler BTS Camera: Mike Manasewitsch Playback: Alex Frew Grip: Jim Burzelic, Jim Sabo Music Department PA: Walt Ribeiro PA: Fae Niyu, Diane Musselman Special Thanks: Varun Lella, Laura Myones, Mel McKeon, Christy Hall, YouTube Space LA, Tyler Gunderson, Courtney Chow, Andy Stack, Lesa Hardy, Cory McKenzie, Amy Wiener For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 920436 Whitney Avalon
MRS CLAUS vs MARY POPPINS Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ SUPER CLASSY SWAGOLISTIC t-shirts! http://tiny.cc/swagolistic ▶ Watch the Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins battle: http://youtu.be/K9qfaTBCYSA Behind the Scenes of Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins: Princess Rap Battle! LIMITED-EDITION Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com/ ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Cinematographer for Interviews: Mike Manasewitsch Editor: Steve Gossett Make-up Artist: Amy Wiener Still Photographer / On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera: Candace Ostler, Mary Bonney Time-lapse Photography: Jim Sabo Composer: Matt Dahan Interview Location: YouTube Space LA Very Special Thanks: Peyton Skelton ** MRS. CLAUS VS. MARY POPPINS: PRINCESS RAP BATTLE CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Mrs. Claus: Alyssa Preston http://www.imdb.me/alyssapreston http://twitter.com/alyssampreston Santa: Jim O’Heir https://twitter.com/jimoheir Bert: Kevin Allen https://www.facebook.com/KevinAllenface Stark Bannermen: Paul Nabil Matthis https://www.youtube.com/pmatthis, Frank Eady Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Maggie Schwab 2nd AC / Data Tech: Dino Dumandan VFX: Mike Manasewitsch Recording Engineers: Ryan Johnson http://ryanthomasjohnson.com, Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Composer: Matt Dahan http://www.mattdahan.com Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne Set Costumer: Isabel Mandujano Production Manager: Mary Bonney Key Grip: Derek Dresda Gaffer: Jen Galvez Script Supervisor: T.C. DeWitt Craft Services / Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler Playback: Alex Frew Grips: Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic PA: Ed Lee Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Special Thanks: Jason Hayes, Lash Lounge LA, John Kyle Grady, Michael Lyon, Matt Truebe, Mandy Sydelle, Morgan Locke For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 1140288 Whitney Avalon
RAPUNZEL vs ANNA Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle) *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Amazing artwork + Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://tiny.cc/WAmerch Behind the scenes of Rapunzel vs. Anna: Princess Rap Battle! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Rapunzel & Flynn (Eliza Dushku & Tom Lenk) return to Arendelle to take on Anna & Kristoff (Whitney Avalon & James Maslow) in a no-holds-barred rap battle. Things are about to get hairy. ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Cinematographer for Interviews: Peyton Skelton Editor: Steve Gossett Assistant Editors: Kate West, Jackie Begane Make-up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera: James Gilstrap, Antonello Parlato Executive Assistants: Michael Sullivan, Caroline Sharp Composer: Dirty Hollywood Interview Location: YouTube Space LA ** RAPUNZEL VS. ANNA: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Anna: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Filmed at Thunder Studios! http://thunderstudios.com/ Executive Producer: Rodric David Associate Producer: Dave Finger Rapunzel: Eliza Dushku http://twitter.com/elizadushku Kristoff: James Maslow http://facebook.com/jamesmaslow Flynn: Tom Lenk http://instagram.com/tommylenk Santa: Jim O’Heir http://twitter.com/jimoheir Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st AC: Stephen Branagan 2nd AC: Cheffy Thomas Make-up, Hair: Amanda Walter, Amy Wiener Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton Production Designer: Paul Bianchi VFX Supervisor: Aaron Moles 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Original “Girl On Swing” Artwork: Mandie Manzano http://mandiemanzano.com Stills, BTS: James Gilstrap Staff Writers: Michael Sullivan, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Mark Jonathan Davis Key Grip: Matthew Phroper Gaffer: John Kviklys Swing: Billy Brenner Grip: Jim Burzelic Construction Lead: Jo Crandall Scenic Painting Asst.: Melissa Goodway Craft Service: Candace Ostler Playback: Michael Sullivan Beat: Dirty Hollywood Recording, Master: Will Hampton AE: Kate West Boom Op: T.C. De Witt, Jim Burzelic Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Assistant to Producers: Diane Musselman Character Consultant: Jenna Bryson https://www.youtube.com/jennabryson PAs: Jim Burzelic, Monica Polk, Michael J Epstein, Sophia Cacciola Art Department PA: Veronica Wylie Large-Scale Printing: Color Images Special Thanks: Lawrence Antoine, Jared Clark Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 323027 Whitney Avalon
FREYA vs RAVENNA Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Behind the scenes of Freya vs. Ravenna: Princess Rap Battle! ▶ Watch the Freya vs. Ravenna battle: https://youtu.be/55Ej8AoKCRQ ▶ Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://tiny.cc/WAmerch It's Evil Queen Ravenna (Laura Marano) versus her sister, Ice Queen Freya (Whitney Avalon), then The Huntsman (Derek Theler) and warrior Sara (Jessica Bishop) cut in. ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Cinematographer for Interviews: Mike Manasewitsch Sound for Interviews: Alex Frew Editor: Steve Gossett Assistant Editor: Kate West Make-up Artist: Patty Jarvis On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera: Jennifer Ruiz Composer: Dirty Hollywood Interview Location: YouTube Space LA ** FREYA VS. RAVENNA: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer / Producer / Director / Freya: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Ravenna: Laura Marano http://smarturl.it/LauraMaranoYTVEVO Check out Boombox now! The Huntsman: Derek Theler http://instagram.com/derektheler Sara: Jessica Bishop https://www.youtube.com/JessicaBishopTV Tull: Burl Moseley imdb.me/burlmoseley Huntswoman: Kimberly Fox http://www.imdb.me/kimberlyfox Ravenna’s Guard: Ryan Marsico https://twitter.com/ryanmarsico Ravenna’s Guard: Aaron Alberstein http://twitter.com/AaronAlberstein Assoc. Producer: Rebecca Flinn Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st AC: Stephen Branagan 2nd AC: Laurence Stajic Make-up, Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Production Designer: Paul Bianchi VFX Supervisor: Brad Clapper 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Stills, BTS: Jennifer Ruiz Staff Writers: Michael Sullivan, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Brad Gage Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Grip: Jorge Lopez Gaffer: John Kviklys Best Boy, Studio Liaison: Billy Brenner Construction Lead: Jo Crandall Scenic Painting Asst.: Veronica Wylie Asst. Costume Designer: Joe Deese Costumer: Tina Marti Craft Service: Candace Ostler Playback: Alex Frew, Rene Michelle Aranda Production Sound Mixer: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Beat: Dirty Hollywood Recording, Master: Will Hampton Beat Consult.: Casey Golden Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to Assoc. Producer: Whitney Gries 1st AE: Tim Scott 2nd AE: Kate West Boom Op, Grip: Jim Burzelic Asst. to Producers: Clare Loughran PAs: Monica Polk, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Diane Musselman, Sydney Bolen, Zak White, Olivia Spirz, Josh Siefer, Jeremy Roberts, Ryan Rash Special Thanks: YouTube Space LA, Liam Collins, Andrew Fillmore, Varun Lella, Stuart Kozlowski, Alissa Feldman, Shane Monaco, Ellen Marano, Kristin Collin, Leia Crawford, Margaret Helmer Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 673169 Whitney Avalon
SNOW WHITE vs ELSA Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ I'm a Motherf*ing Queen T-shirts: http://tiny.cc/ImAQueen ▶ Watch the Snow White vs. Elsa battle: http://youtu.be/gcrQvoCzs80 Behind the Scenes of Snow White vs. Elsa: Princess Rap Battle! Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com/ ** BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Cinematographer for Interviews / Editor: Mike Manasewitsch Editor: Steve Gossett Make-up Artist: Amy Wiener Still Photographer / On-Set Behind the Scenes Camera: Starline Hodge Composer: Mario Gorito Interview Location: YouTube Space LA Very Special Thanks: Peyton Skelton ** SNOW WHITE VS. ELSA: PRINCESS RAP BATTLE CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Snow White: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Director / Producer / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Elsa: Katja Glieson http://katjaglieson.com Cinderella: Alice Prime https://www.instagram.com/aliceprime/ Aurora: Briana White http://www.briana-white.com/ Merida: Caroline Gayle Tiana: Shawana Carter http://shawanacarter.com Beats / Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Music Mix: Ryan Elder Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward VFX: Brant Duncan https://www.youtube.com/duncanbros Make-up Artists: Rebecca Lee Castro, Bibianna Lopez Still Photographer: Starline Hodge Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Production Designer: Ian Duncan https://www.youtube.com/duncanbros Associate Producer: Kathryn Feeney http://kathrynfeeney.com Production Coordinator: Mary Bonney http://www.marybonney.com/ Grip: Jim Burzelic Snow & Aurora Seamstress: Brianne Gillen For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 8312502 Whitney Avalon
Going Down the Rabbit Hole (Live) Whitney Avalon & Jonathan Hurley
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ This song on iTunes! http://tiny.cc/RHitunes Writer, Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com Writer, Producer, Guitar: Jonathan Hurley http://jonathanhurleymusic.org/ Live recording of a comedy song about internet addiction. Camera: Emmett Short http://emmettshort.com Audio: Tahoma Hauptman Dog: Fonzie For licensing or business queries: [email protected] LYRICS Well, it's 9 pm and I'm on the net / It's early - I'm not even tired yet / Don't have to wake up till 8 in the morning / My inbox dings: new message warning / It's a cute video / Of a newborn kitten playing in snow / I click 'related videos' and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole Now it's midnight, I'm still sitting here / With an aching wrist and a half-numb rear / I'll get eight hours if I quit right now / Then I see a wiki article on Chairman Mao / Endless knowledge on the docket / Hey, here's the history of the Hot Pocket / I just keep a-reading and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole I understand that logically This information's not helping me Don't need to search obscure hashtags Or read all these humblebrags Well, it's 3 am, I'm starting to yawn / still I make my way to Amazon / If I buy six cheese graters and a kindle / My bank account is gonna dwindle / Keep placing items in my cart / Then delete them all for a fresh start / I add to my wishlist and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole Tell you true this ain't no fiction The internet is my addiction My own damn fault I'm glued to this screen There's just so much I haven't seen Oh, it's 6 am and still I stare / Sitting awkwardly in my underwear / I'll barely get any sleep at all / I have caused my own downfall / My eyes are dry, my neck's a wreck / I swear I'm gonna turn this off in just one sec / I take a peek at Facebook and bless my soul / I take a peek at Reddit and bless my soul / I take a peek at Instagram / I take a peek at eBay / and I take a peek at TV Tropes and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole Thanks to those who helped with subtitles: Дима Столярчук (Russian).
Views: 547739 Whitney Avalon
KATNISS vs HERMIONE Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Karaoke/instrumental of Katniss vs. Hermione: Princess Rap Battle! Follow along with the lyrics on screen - no vocals, just the beat! ▶ Even Potter Knows I’m Hotter shirts! http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video https://youtu.be/D9Mv6gXqADM. FYI, that won't transfer ownership of the music. ** KATNISS VS. HERMIONE: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer/Producer/Director/Katniss: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com Writer/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Hermione: Molly C. Quinn http://twitter.com/mollyquinn93 Harry: Chase Fein http://chasefein.com Ron: Evin Michaels http://twitter.com/evinmichaels Peeta: John Robert Keena http://instagram.com/realjrk Gale: Cole Gerdes http://instagram.com/colegerdes Dumbledore: Thomas Stiver Effie: Taryn Southern http://youtube.com/TarynSouthern Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st Assistant Camera: Bianca Bahena 2nd AC/Data Tech: Vanessa Ward Composer: Ryan Elder http://ryaneldermusic.com Make-up/Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Prod. Coordinator: Cate Cundiff, Leia Crawford Prod. Designer: Paul Bianchi Staff Writer/Asst. to Producers: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Gaffer: Gio Knox Grip: Billy Brenner, Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic 1st AD/Puppeteer: T.C. DeWitt BTS Cam/Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler VFX Supervisor: Brad Clapper Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Playback: Alex Frew Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to Producers: Clare Loughran PA: Elizabeth Osterwisch, Dan Braswell, Reera Yoo PA/Craft Service: Diane Musselman Cultural Consultants: Gary Scullion, Nick Acott Archery Advisor: Kaitlin Kelly Special Thanks: Chris Schmidt, Evelyn Torres, Jamie Chandler, Mareena D’Angelo For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 412762 Whitney Avalon
Why I Love the New Facebook Timeline (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Written & performed by Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com I don't know if this is sexy, scary, sweet, or all 3, but this character's been in my head for a while, so here she is on her webcam, weighing in on the new Facebook Timeline. I'd tell you that she's nothing like me, but you probably wouldn't believe me. :) Thanks for watching! For licensing or business queries: [email protected]
Views: 207189 Whitney Avalon
WEIRD WEDDING VOWS (You Grew on Me | Tim Minchin | Cover Song)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ This song on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3wseWseDp2Mk7mao30duQo Tim Minchin is a musical genius and has written dozens of brilliant, side-splitting songs. This is one of the many I adore. Making it into wedding vows was my own twist. Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, Bride: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Arranger, Orchestrator*: Nathan Alef Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Executive Assistant, Bridesmaid: Caroline Sharp Art Director: Kim Brunner Hair, Make-Up: Rachel Galey Key Grip: Billy Brenner Recording Engineer: Dirty Hollywood Assistant Editor: Kate West Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer *based upon the original composition by T. Minchin Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the twisted, dark comedy of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a cover like this one! ** LYRICS (BY TIM MINCHIN) ** You grew on me like a tumor And you spread through me like malignant melanoma And now you're in my heart Should’ve cut you out back at the start Now I'm afraid there's no cure for me No dose of emotional chemotherapy Can halt my pathetic decline Shoulda had you removed back when you were benign I picked you up like a virus Like meningococcal meningitis Now I can't feel my legs When you're around I can't get out of bed And I've left it too late to risk an operation There’s no chance at all of a clean amputation The successful removal of you Would probably kill me too You grew on me like carcinoma Crept up on me like untreated glaucoma Now I find it hard to see This untreated dose of you has blinded me I should've consulted my local physician I'm stuck now forever with this tunnel vision My periphery is through Wherever I look now, all I see is you When we first met you seemed fickle and shallow But my armor was no match for your poison arrow You are wedged inside my breast If I tried to pull you out now I think I'd bleed to death I'm feeling short of breath You grew on me like a tumor And you spread through me like malignant melanoma I guess I never knew How fast a little mole can grow on you #WeddingVows #Bridezilla #WeddingSong ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "All I see is you!” below!!!
Views: 100797 Whitney Avalon
CaptainSparklez & Whitney Avalon Go Rogue (uncut 'Let’s Not Talk About That' alt take)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Watch the actual “Let’s Not Talk About That” video: https://youtu.be/1J6pP7EuPCM ▶ Jordan’s main channel: http://youtube.com/captainsparklez ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0Vvcdq5PYONPzYkFAGI1c6 ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lets-not-talk-about-that-feat-jordan-maron/1436804029?i=1436804035 Here’s an uncut take of Jordan Maron (AKA #CaptainSparklez) and me giving Drake and Rihanna's amazing dynamic our best shot. We had a blast taking this satirical song very seriously. A full behind the scenes video will be released eventually! Ring the notification bell to see my new videos first. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, and more are on the way! ** LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT FULL CREDITS ** CAST Her: Whitney Avalon Him: Jordan Maron Dancers: Alexa Fung, Kevin Ross, Kevin Huang, Cammie Tolleshaug, Kevin Perdido, Ashley Paige CREW Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Associate Producer: Ed Powell Composer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Music Producer: Dirty Hollywood Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Editor: Kate West Hair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro Production Coordinator: Sarah J. Eagen Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Choreographer: Lauren Lopez Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer Colorist: Pierce Cook 1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro Echevarria G&E Swing: Joe Baltazar PA: Alice Prime BTS Camera, Stills: Steve Goodloe Special Thanks: Asher Brown, Pollution Studios Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon If you love the snark, satire, and unexpected musical moments in my Princess Rap Battle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy them in an original song like this one! #DanceTrack #AltTake ** LYRICS ** HER: I spot you 'cross the dance floor A hottie 'cross the dance floor, baby I've got to cross the dance floor HER: Hi. HIM: Hi. And then we're grinding so close The rest of the world disappears I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose You're whispering in my ears like-- HIM: Did you hear about the nuclear escalation? The whole North Korea situation? We need to redouble our dedication To prioritizing this issue as a nation HER: Huh. Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flow C’mon, help me forget for a while Let's dance like there's no tomorrow HIM: Yeah, there might not be a tomorrow HER: Let's not talk about that HIM: Okay HER: Great! And then we're grinding so close The rest of the world disappears I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose You're whispering in my ears like-- HIM: What's your stance on atheism? Belief systems regularly cause a schism You don't need a higher power to choose altruism But these days it's all conflated with cynicism HER: Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flow Would you just let me forget for a second, geez Let's dance like there's no tomorrow Let's not talk about-- HIM: Is being centrist even possible in this divisive political climate of clickbait news features? Does the growing consumption of plant-based meals indicate a mass realization that we now have the choice not to torture living creatures? What does it mean for our society that sports figures and YouTube stars earn millions more than school teachers? As the planet trends toward no longer sustaining our species, whose responsibility is it to push for more thorough preventative procedures? HER: Let's not talk about that, let's not talk about that Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow) Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow) Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow) Let's talk about that over breakfast Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "Now I’ve gotta watch the original video again!” below!!!
Views: 88545 Whitney Avalon
Kelly's Country Kitchen (Whitney Avalon)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Kelly, Writer, Director: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Kelly Jennings has a frustrating day on the set of Kelly's Country Kitchen. Stage Manager: Mike Pfaff Camera Op: Austin Salmi Editor: Chris Molnar For licensing or business queries: [email protected]
Views: 235342 Whitney Avalon
Incredibles 2 Song | FLEXIBLE | Elastigirl In Real Life (Whitney Avalon & Brendan Milburn)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/flexible-a-tribute-to-the-incredibles-single/1399817328 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0urlmdtMLaqlQxJWJUYaLs I absolutely love “The Incredibles” and while getting psyched up for the long-awaited sequel I ventured a little too far into Helen’s head and wrote this song. Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, Writer, Helen/Elastigirl: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Composer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek Jack-Jack: Caspian Kroeber Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Editor: Kate West Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Assistant to the Director: Alyssa Preston Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle Special Thanks: YouTube Space LA Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you love the way characters make unexpected musical choices in my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in an original song like this one! ** LYRICS ** There's a decision I made a real long time ago Should I leave savin' the world to the men? I don't think so! But my family's here to keep my feet on the ground Pulled in so many directions, I've found you've gotta be flexible when a jet destroys your home Be flexible thanks so much for that, Syndrome When the bad guys are swarmin' and it looks like they'll win just change up the shape you're in Yeah, flexible when your kids won't eat their veggies Be flexible when your suit gives you a wedgie When Jack-Jack's laser eyes destroy your birthday bouquet you laugh and make sure that you stay flexible! Well, I thought my man was cheatin', but I didn't scream and shout Tracked him to the island where he was captive, found the real story out No matter the challenge, you push through the fear Through each zig and zag, it's clear you've gotta be flexible when you're trapped in an explosion Be flexible when your plane lands in the ocean When the Underminer shows up and tries to undermine that'll be your moment to shine if you're flexible when you're on a precipice Be flexible when you meet your nemesis When your baby's whole body has turned into flame just handle it while you remain flexible! I can parachute, I can motorboat, no, not that kind of motorboatin' I get stretched and bent and closed in doors but I will not be broken! No no no no no no You've gotta be flexible when hero work calls Be flexible when your baby floats through walls When it's all that you can do to juggle all the things you do reaching out to make sure nothing falls You've gotta be, you've gotta be Oh, oh, yeah You've gotta be flexible ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "super mom!" below!!!
Views: 340419 Whitney Avalon
DOROTHY vs ALICE Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle) *explicit*
 
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▶ Patrons saw this video before anyone else! http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Princess Rap Battle merch: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com Behind the scenes of Dorothy vs. Alice: Princess Rap Battle! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ** #BEHINDTHESCENES VIDEO CREDITS ** Behind the Scenes Camera: Merlin Showalter Make-Up Artist: Amanda Walter Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Editor: Steve Gossett Assistant Editor: Jackie Begane, Kate West ** DOROTHY VS. ALICE #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Dorothy: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com https://instagram.com/whitneyavalon https://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Alice: Emily Kinney https://instagram.com/emmykinney/ Mad Hatter: Ryan McCartan https://instagram.com/mccarya/ Tweedledum: Reggie De Leon https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1763390/ Tweedledee: Jason Rogel https://instagram.com/j2therizzo/ Scarecrow: Joey Richter http://twitter.com/joeyrichter Tin Man: Burl Moseley https://instagram.com/burlmoseley/ Cowardly Lion: Mark Teich https://instagram.com/markteich111/ Associate Producer: Jim Sabo Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Composer: Dirty Hollywood 1st Assistant Director: T.C. De Witt Make-Up & Hair Department Head: Rebecca Lee Castro Make-Up & Hair: Deidra Portillo Costume Designer: Isabel Mandujano Set Costumer: Elena Flores Production Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Director: Jonathan Theriault Set Dresser: Eleanor Goodall Art Department: Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam Billitzer Assistant Editor: Kate West Assistant to Ms. Avalon: Caroline Sharp Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan 1st Assistant Camera: Adam Lippert 2nd Assistant Camera, DIT: Lisa Copland G&E Swing, Location Liaison: Billy Brenner Key Grip: Ariq Hannan Gaffer: Nick Street, Chaz Moore Craft Service: Candace Ostler Stills, BTS, Second Unit Camera: Merlin Showalter Playback: Michael J. Epstein Make-Up PA: Spankie Valentine PAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Seinkowski, Jim Burzelic Additional Still Photography: Arnon Z. Shorr Recording Engineer, Mix, Master: Will Hampton Sound Designer: Shannon Deane VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 90560 Whitney Avalon
CINDERELLA vs BELLE Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Karaoke/instrumental of Cinderella vs. Belle: Princess Rap Battle! Follow along with the lyrics on screen - no vocals, just the beat! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ Nerdy Wordy Merch: http://tiny.cc/nerdywordy If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video https://youtu.be/VeZXQf77hhk. FYI, that won't transfer ownership of the music. ** CINDERELLA VS BELLE: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer/Producer/Director/Belle: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Cinderella: Sarah Michelle Gellar http://facebook.com/sarahmichellegellar http://twitter.com/sarahmgellar http://instagram.com/sarahmgellar/ Goldilocks: Emily Goss http://twitter.com/emilygoss650 Buttercup: Ali Williams http://twitter.com/aliacts Little Red: Courtney Merritt http://twitter.com/otruenyc Pocahontas: Nikki Mejia http://www.nikkimejia.com/ Gaston: Michael Harris http://twitter.com/harris_actor888 Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward 2nd AC/Data Tech: Alex Cason Composer / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Make-up Artist for Ms. Gellar: David De Leon Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Production Manager: Leia Crawford Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Key Grip: John Marion PA/Grip: Jim Burzelic Gaffer: Dan Colmenares 1st AD: T.C. DeWitt Set Decoration/Sound Engineer: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Craft Service/Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler Asst. Editor/VFX/BTS Camera: Mike Manasewitsch Playback: Alex Frew PA: Alexa Border Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Location: Matt Truebe http://frequency.com Special Thanks: David B. Lyons, JoAnne Colonna, Nick Campbell For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 612983 Whitney Avalon
FREYA vs RAVENNA Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Karaoke/instrumental of Freya vs. Ravenna: Princess Rap Battle! Rap and sing along to the lyrics on screen with no vocals, just the beat! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub (If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video https://youtu.be/55Ej8AoKCRQ. FYI, that won't transfer ownership of the music.) ▶ Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://tiny.cc/WAmerch ** FREYA VS. RAVENNA: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer / Producer / Director / Freya: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Ravenna: Laura Marano http://smarturl.it/LauraMaranoYTVEVO Check out Boombox now! The Huntsman: Derek Theler http://instagram.com/derektheler Sara: Jessica Bishop https://www.youtube.com/JessicaBishopTV Tull: Burl Moseley imdb.me/burlmoseley Huntswoman: Kimberly Fox http://www.imdb.me/kimberlyfox Ravenna’s Guard: Ryan Marsico https://twitter.com/ryanmarsico Ravenna’s Guard: Aaron Alberstein http://twitter.com/AaronAlberstein Assoc. Producer: Rebecca Flinn Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st AC: Stephen Branagan 2nd AC: Laurence Stajic Make-up, Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Production Designer: Paul Bianchi VFX Supervisor: Brad Clapper 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Stills, BTS: Jennifer Ruiz Staff Writers: Michael Sullivan, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Brad Gage Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Grip: Jorge Lopez Gaffer: John Kviklys Best Boy, Studio Liaison: Billy Brenner Construction Lead: Jo Crandall Scenic Painting Asst.: Veronica Wylie Asst. Costume Designer: Joe Deese Costumer: Tina Marti Craft Service: Candace Ostler Playback: Alex Frew, Rene Michelle Aranda Production Sound Mixer: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Beat: Dirty Hollywood Recording, Master: Will Hampton Beat Consult.: Casey Golden Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to Assoc. Producer: Whitney Gries 1st AE: Tim Scott 2nd AE: Kate West Boom Op, Grip: Jim Burzelic Asst. to Producers: Clare Loughran PAs: Monica Polk, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Diane Musselman, Sydney Bolen, Zak White, Olivia Spirz, Josh Siefer, Jeremy Roberts, Ryan Rash Special Thanks: YouTube Space LA, Liam Collins, Andrew Fillmore, Varun Lella, Stuart Kozlowski, Alissa Feldman, Shane Monaco, Ellen Marano, Kristin Collin, Leia Crawford, Margaret Helmer Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 127736 Whitney Avalon
RAPUNZEL vs ANNA Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Amazing artwork + Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://tiny.cc/WAmerch Karaoke/instrumental of Rapunzel vs. Anna: Princess Rap Battle! Rap and sing along to the lyrics on screen with no vocals, just the beat! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub (If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video http://youtu.be/rTf9LSi7Slc. FYI, that won't transfer ownership of the music.) ** RAPUNZEL VS. ANNA: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Anna: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Filmed at Thunder Studios! http://thunderstudios.com/ Executive Producer: Rodric David Associate Producer: Dave Finger Rapunzel: Eliza Dushku http://twitter.com/elizadushku Kristoff: James Maslow http://facebook.com/jamesmaslow Flynn: Tom Lenk http://instagram.com/tommylenk Santa: Jim O’Heir http://twitter.com/jimoheir Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st AC: Stephen Branagan 2nd AC: Cheffy Thomas Make-up, Hair: Amanda Walter, Amy Wiener Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton Production Designer: Paul Bianchi VFX Supervisor: Aaron Moles 1st AD: T.C. De Witt Original “Girl On Swing” Artwork: Mandie Manzano http://mandiemanzano.com Stills, BTS: James Gilstrap Staff Writers: Michael Sullivan, Elizabeth Osterwisch, Mark Jonathan Davis Key Grip: Matthew Phroper Gaffer: John Kviklys Swing: Billy Brenner Grip: Jim Burzelic Construction Lead: Jo Crandall Scenic Painting Asst.: Melissa Goodway Craft Service: Candace Ostler Playback: Michael Sullivan Beat: Dirty Hollywood Recording, Master: Will Hampton AE: Kate West Boom Op: T.C. De Witt, Jim Burzelic Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Assistant to Producers: Diane Musselman Character Consultant: Jenna Bryson https://www.youtube.com/jennabryson PAs: Jim Burzelic, Monica Polk, Michael J Epstein, Sophia Cacciola Art Department PA: Veronica Wylie Large-Scale Printing: Color Images Special Thanks: Lawrence Antoine, Jared Clark Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 185645 Whitney Avalon
BLOOPERS & BTS (Won’t Stay Down, Uninvited)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Won’t Stay Down Original Video: https://youtu.be/OqMTxhf7fzg ▶ Uninvited Original Video: https://youtu.be/nEJ2Y5sG2-c Bloopers, bloopers, and more bloopers! Behind the scenes of 1940s cowlick song “Won’t Stay Down” and Maleficent rock anthem “Uninvited” with Whitney Avalon, cast, and crew - many of whom are also part of her #PrincessRapBattle team. ** WON’T STAY DOWN CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Singer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Composer, Co-Lyricists, Music Producer, On-Camera Pianist: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek On-Camera Drummer: Derrick Fox https://www.instagram.com/chefderrickfox/ Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Editor: Kate West Music Mix/Master: Will Hampton VFX Supervisor: Aaron Moles Make-Up/ Hair: Rebecca Lee Castro, Patty Jarvis String Arrangement: Ryan O’Connell Recording Engineer: Dirty Hollywood Set Decoration/ Props: Kim Brunner First Asst. Camera: Ashley Cradeur Second Asst. Camera: Thomas Miner Key Grip: Nick Street Gaffer: Maria Simoes G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Executive Asst.: Caroline Sharp Production Coordinator: Sarah J. Eagen Script Supervisor: T.C. De Witt Craft Service: Candace Ostler PA: Alice Prime Thanks: Andy, Stephanie, and Phillip Microphone Courtesy Of Richard Cheese For Dad, who taught me the importance of a well-timed clown nose ** UNINVITED CREDITS ** CAST Producer, Director, Maleficent: Whitney Avalon Diaval: Nathan Graham Smith https://www.instagram.com/grahamcraquah/ MUSIC Composer, Pianist, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn Lyricist, Violinist: Valerie Vigoda Guitarist: Andrew Synowiec Some lyrics altered with permission of the writers CREW Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Prod. Designer, Props: Katie Moest Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Wig, Make-up Artist: Patty Jarvis Editor: Kate West Mix, Master: Ed Boyer Script Supervisor: Sophia Cacciola Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp G&E Swing: Chaz Moore, Billy Brenner Asst. Director, Playback: Michael J. Epstein First Asst. Camera: Alejandro Echevarria PA: Tia Workman Special Thanks: Pollution Studios, Asher Brown, Kathy Sue Holtorf, David B. Lyons Press/licensing/business: [email protected] #Maleficent #BTS #Bloopers #WhitneyAvalon #Jazz #ComedyMusic #BehindTheScenes ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here and enjoyed this video, comment "More bloopers please!”
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I've Never Seen Breaking Bad (Wrecking Ball parody) Whitney Avalon Miley Cyrus
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ This song on iTunes! http://tiny.cc/BBitunes A not-at-all exaggerated explanation of why I've never seen Breaking Bad. Whitney Avalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://whitneyavalon.com Associate Producer: Steve Gossett Director of Photography: Peyton Skelton Camera Assistant: Griffin Yue Editor: David Geis Make-up: Kaila Borne Music/Recording: Mario Gorito & Chris Gongora Music Mix: Ryan Elder Actors: Kathryn Feeney Geoffrey Dwyer Gordon Wimpress Mary Bonney Liam Blake Special Thanks: Alex Kavutskiy, Mister Vintage For licensing or business queries: [email protected] Lyrics: We fight, you whine, you tell me I'm A fool, not to understand You're such a grouch, here on the couch With that remote control in hand Don't you tell me that I'm a scaredy cat That will not change my mind I don't need to know who Saul is and so Ignorance suits me just fine Oh I've never seen Breaking Bad No not a single episode All I like is stuff that makes me laugh All you do now is berate me Yeah, you berate me I hear you say as of today It's the best show there's ever been You tell the gist, you share plot twists To try to get me to give in Don't you tell me that I'm a scaredy cat That will not change my mind I'll watch Bryan C, in a comedy That's my choice, not a crime I've never seen Breaking Bad Everyone I know is mad at me From the mailman to my great-granddad I'm pretty sure they hate me Yeah, they hate me I never meant to start a war I'm sure the acting is divine But I don't like violence and gore So avoiding it is by design I never meant to start a war I'm sure the writing is divine Thanks for asking me but I decline Don't you tell me that I'm a scaredy cat That will not change my mind If I never see Breaking Bad No not even on DVD If I stick with stuff that makes me laugh I know you'll try to break me Yeah, you'll berate me Please don't hate me Thanks to those who helped with subtitles: Дима Столярчук (Russian). ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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ADELE - SOMEONE LIKE YOU parody (Whitney Avalon - ODE TO HEARTBREAK) official
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Lyrics, vocals, 'Adele': Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon I've been hoping that Adele's vocal cords heal completely so she can continue to grace us with her gorgeous odes to heartbreak, but in the meantime I shot this parody. It's my concept of what she must be thinking as she recovers from surgery, sad she is unable to complete her world tour this year. Get well soon, Adele! Audio engineer: Ryan Leach http://ryanleach.net Shot in Los Angeles, CA by: Jon Hill http://everydayjonhill.com Instrumental track: SFly Adele's original song and video: http://youtu.be/hLQl3WQQoQ0 This parody is for purely non-profit, non-commercial purposes, commenting directly on the artist without adverse effect. No ownership of the original music is implied. If it entertains you, I'm glad; if it doesn't float your boat, just turn it off. Thanks for watching! For licensing or business queries: [email protected] LYRICS I heard that my doctor said That my throat is hurt and my tour is dead. Why now, as my dreams come true? Guess it's just bad luck I can't sing to you. Oh, my cords are so scarred! I still want success but this makes it hard. I hate to turn up in the news uninvited But I couldn't do my shows, I couldn't hide it. I had hoped you'd see my face when I came to your city And you'd buy my latest album. Never mind, you'll find it on iTunes While they laser off my soft tissue Don't forget me, I beg All my specialists said, "Only this surgery will make your voice strong again, You will emerge to share your tear-jerking songs again." All my fans are in a rage Only yesterday I was belting on stage Now I'm sad and dazed In a worried haze Forced to be silent as the music plays I hate to turn up in the news uninvited But they talked to my surgeon, I couldn't fight it I had hoped I could perform on all the late-night talk shows So you'd buy my latest single Never mind, you'll find it on iTunes Another ode to heartbreak that I crooned Don't forget me, I pray Oh I hope that you'll say, "Sometimes we lose interest but we'll stick by you Adele." Never mind, you'll find me on iTunes Until I can sing again for you Don't forget me, I beg Just remember I said, "Some people download songs but you should buy mine instead, I'll bring you brand new songs about this in 2012."
Views: 444744 Whitney Avalon
Expensive Taste (Whitney Avalon & Jonathan Hurley) official music video
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ This song on iTunes! http://tiny.cc/ETitunes Writer, Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Guitarist: Jonathan Hurley http://jonathanhurleymusic.org/ Director of Photography, Editor: Brandon Walowitz http://brandonwalowitz.com/ Pool Boy: Luke Sholl Stylist: Crista Flanagan Butler: Edward Joyce Housekeeper: Emily Donn Assistant Camera: Carman Spoto Assistant to Director of Photography: Scott Little PA: Andrew Meredith Make-up: Mitzi Druss For licensing or business queries: [email protected] Special Thanks: Claudia Choi, Elisa Johnson, Molly Leland, David B. Lyons
Views: 1812246 Whitney Avalon
MALEFICENT vs DAENERYS Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Karaoke/instrumental of Maleficent vs. Daenerys: Princess Rap Battle! Follow along with the lyrics on screen - no vocals, just the beat! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ Illinest Villainess t-shirts! http://tiny.cc/illinest If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video https://youtu.be/y5k5e9RW8Og. FYI, that won't transfer ownership of the music. ** MALEFICENT VS. DAENERYS: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer/Producer/Director/Maleficent: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://facebook.com/thestevegossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Daenerys: Yvonne Strahovski https://twitter.com/y_strahovski https://instagram.com/therealyvonnestrahovski/ Missandei: Bianca DeGroat http://www.biancadegroat.com/ Grey Worm: Lorenzo Adams http://youtube.com/nerdballertv Diaval: Nathan Graham Smith http://Instagram.com/grahamcraquah Wayne: Gregory Guy Gorden http://www.GregoryGuyGorden.com Garth: Brad Gage https://www.youtube.com/user/bradgagecomedy Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Alex Cason 2nd AC/Data Tech: Brandon Rubesh Composer/Music Mix/Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Animators: MC Griffin, Alex Lambropoulos Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Hailee Jones Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Wardrobe Assistant: Sara Parrott Production Manager: Mary Bonney Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy VFX: Aaron Moles Gaffer: Rose Fadem-Johnston Daenerys and Diaval Wigs: Laura Richards Assistant to Mr. Gossett/BTS Camera: T.C. DeWitt Assistant to Producers OR Assistant Production Manager: Leia Crawford Production Designer: Alexandra Regazzoni Assistant to Ms. Avalon: Clare Loughran Craft Service/Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler BTS Camera: Mike Manasewitsch Playback: Alex Frew Grip: Jim Burzelic, Jim Sabo Music Department PA: Walt Ribeiro PA: Fae Niyu, Diane Musselman Special Thanks: Varun Lella, Laura Myones, Mel McKeon, Christy Hall, YouTube Space LA, Tyler Gunderson, Courtney Chow, Andy Stack, Lesa Hardy, Cory McKenzie, Amy Wiener For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 329781 Whitney Avalon
MRS CLAUS vs MARY POPPINS Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along *explicit*
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Karaoke/instrumental of Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins: Princess Rap Battle! Follow along with the lyrics on screen - no vocals, just the beat! ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ Princess Rap Battle apparel: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com/ If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video http://youtu.be/K9qfaTBCYSA. FYI, that won't transfer ownership of the music. ** CLAUS VS. POPPINS: #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer/Producer/Director/Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossett Mrs. Claus: Alyssa Preston http://www.imdb.me/alyssapreston http://twitter.com/alyssampreston Santa: Jim O’Heir https://twitter.com/jimoheir Bert: Kevin Allen https://www.facebook.com/KevinAllenface Stark Bannermen: Paul Nabil Matthis https://www.youtube.com/pmatthis, Frank Eady Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Maggie Schwab 2nd AC / Data Tech: Dino Dumandan VFX: Mike Manasewitsch Recording Engineers: Ryan Johnson http://ryanthomasjohnson.com, Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Composer: Matt Dahan http://www.mattdahan.com Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne Set Costumer: Isabel Mandujano Production Manager: Mary Bonney Key Grip: Derek Dresda Gaffer: Jen Galvez Script Supervisor: T.C. DeWitt Craft Services / Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler Playback: Alex Frew Grips: Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic PA: Ed Lee Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Special Thanks: Jason Hayes, Lash Lounge LA, John Kyle Grady, Michael Lyon, Matt Truebe, Mandy Sydelle, Morgan Locke For licensing or business queries: [email protected] ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Views: 277782 Whitney Avalon
What if Belle went to Comic-Con? (NEWS UPDATE)
 
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▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Nerdist invited me to be in Comic-Con the Musical! https://youtu.be/kTtLgaqu43k ▶ Princess Rap Battle shirts: http://tiny.cc/WAmerch ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub Thanks for watching! COMIC-CON THE MUSICAL production team Director/Editor: Andrew Bowser Writers: Ben Mekler, Jess Lane Music: Freddy Scott Cinematographers: Meena Singh, Russell Bell Producers: Andrew Bowser, Jason Nguyen Make-up: Valerie Vonprisk Hair: Madison Jane PAs: Ashley Troub, Sam Catalano Update video: Steve Gossett Extra special thanks to everyone at Nerdist who helped make my first Comic-Con so special!
Views: 181184 Whitney Avalon

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