25 Drinking Quotes from William Faulkner, Fyodor Dostovesky,Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Benjamin Franklin, Oscar Wilde, Hunter S. Thompson, W.C Fields, Mark Twain, Charles Bukowski, Christopher Hitchens, Johnny Carson, Errol Flynn,Lord Byron, Frank Sinatra, Friedrich Nietzsche, William S. Burroughs, Raymond Chandler, Dean Martin, Jack Kerouac, Charlie Chaplin, George Bernard Shaw, Robert Louis Stevenson and Dylan Thomas.
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When it's time to deliver a toast, or make a witty comment on any occasion, you can't go wrong with these funny drinking quotes! With funny drunk quotes from people like Dorothy Parker and W.C. Fields, to champagne wisdom from F. Scott Fitzgerald, to beer sayings from Plato, we've collected some of the best words on alcohol ever spoken.
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Here is the list of 10 Funny Drinking Quotes That Every Alcohol Lover Will Love. If you like this video, then please subscribe to our channel and share your opinions about 10 Funny Drinking Quotes That Every Alcohol Lover Will Love in the comment box. You can also share this video with your friends using facebook, twitter and whatsapp! 10. A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk. 9. Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. 8. Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. 7. Sometimes when I’m bored I drink some water just to shock my liver. 6. I don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie. 5. I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on New Year’s eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. 4. If you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk. 3. Alcohol; doesn’t solve any problems. But yet again, neither does water. 2. I drink alcohol to drown my problems… unfortunately, problems are damn good swimmers! 1. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Disclaimer : This channel claims no credit for any images posted in this video unless otherwise noted. Images used in this video are copyright to its respectful owners. If there is an image appearing in this video that belongs to you and you do not want it to appear in this video, please contact us via email and it will be promptly removed.
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All of the quotations from the Battlecruiser in StarCraft 2. Voice actor: Chris Metzen READY: "Who called in the fleet?" SELECTED: "Patching you through." "What is it?" "Well?" "You hailed?" "Yes, commander?" "Oh really?" PISSED: "Let's go this way really, really fast. If something gets in our way, shoot it!" "We are running low on synergy." "This battlecruiser shoots, it destroys, but wait! It does more!" "Let's hurry up and finish this attack. It's raid night." "What's with all these blinky lights?" "Flying this low always makes me nervous." "Do svidaniya, don't get any on ya!" "I've lost my hat! Swing around, we'll pick it up." "We're going down! Stay with the ship, I'm out! Where's my escape pod?" "The Yamato is loaded, and so am I..." "I'm seeing double! Shoot them both!" "Ah, it's happy hour. Wonderful!" "What do you mean we're out of olives?" "I have an announcement: I am drunk!" "Don't panic, just grab hold of the nearest crew member. Oh, sorry dear." MOVE: "Course laid in." "Take it slow." "Acknowledged." "Whatever that means..." "Yes, commander." "En route." "Yes, sir." "Roger." "Okay!" "Will do." "I'm on it." "Engage." "Squadron en route." ATTACK: "Weapons charged and ready!" "Commencing bombardment." "Take no prisoners!" "Ah, how exciting!" "Cauterize the area." "Full attack, all weapons!" MISCELLANEOUS: "Plasma Torpedoes loaded." (Plasma Torpedoes) "Yamato Cannon online." (Yamato Cannon) "Missile Pods activated." (Missile Pods) "Shields at maximum." (Defense Matrix) "Insufficient energy." (low energy) "We need to recharge." (low energy) HELP: "It's a trap!" DEATH: "Abandon ship!"
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Quotes about alcoholism. Sayings on alcohol. Alcoholics. Drinking quotes. "I'm such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion." ― Jarod Kintz "A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can't predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before." ― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye "This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed." ― Ernest Hemingway "There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or, to be cruder, a piece of shit that the universe revolves around." ― Anthony Kiedis, Scar Tissue "When you quit drinking you stop waiting." ― Caroline Knapp, Drinking: A Love Story "The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism." ― Robert Frost "And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic." ― Augusten Burroughs, Dry
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Compilation of the funniest moments and quotes of Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) in Game of Thrones - enjoy! For more Tyrion moments, including slapping Joffrey's face, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTz6k8aPiuM
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READ DESCRIPTION: Right, guys,I am sick and tired of reading comments either saying, "He's drunk in those clips, you're so mean." or "It was Frank who said the last quote, not Gee!" When my friend made this she was FULLY AWARE that Gerard was drunk in those clips, she just thought that some of the things he said when he was drunk was funny. She does NOT want Gerard to start drinking again and she is glad that he has stopped. She also knew that Frank said the last quote, so she just put it in there because it was also funny and to save her from having to make a Frank video, because she's just lazy like that :P So from now on if you post a comment saying that he was drunk or that Frank said the last quote, you have just shown your inability to read. Anyway, for those who can take a joke, enjoy ^^
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Some absolute classic lines. Arthur is such a funny character i had to make a compilation of some of his funniest interactions!
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0:17 - Axel F (Beverly Hills Cop) 0:55 - Pop Goes the Weasel 1:23 - Tom's Diner (Suzanne Vega) 2:18 - Jean Pierre (Miles Davis) 2:44 - Drunk Layla 3:00 - Gran Vals (Francisco Tárrega)
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ONLY THE BEST of WINSTON CHURCHILL's inspirational quotes! Churchill was a British politician who served as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955. He won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1953. • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. • We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. • I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. • Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. • A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. • You don’t make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. • Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. • If you're going through hell, keep going. • Great and good are seldom the same man. • Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. • We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. • To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. • Never, never, never give up. • I never worry about action, but only inaction. • All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. • Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. • When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home. • Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it. • A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. • If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! • History is written by the victors. • A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. • To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. • It is no use saying, "We are doing our best." You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary. • Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential. • Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. • Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war. • The short words are best, and the old words are the best of all. • There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion. • I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. • I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. • You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. • Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. • It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required. • It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right. • Eating words has never given me indigestion. • True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information. • Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This channel presents only the best quotes for various subjects or topics. Update daily! ★★★ Subscribe to this channel ( https://goo.gl/aU6b7a ) ★★★ Popular contents -- Best Quotes ( https://goo.gl/L41NCG ) -- Inspirational Quotes by Business Leaders ( https://goo.gl/IZrtRH ) -- Inspirational Quotes by Celebrities ( https://goo.gl/lYO1qv ) ★★★ Music used: Green Leaves by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
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It takes a lot to get me drunk... and I mean A LOT! The girlfriend always complains she hasn't seen me even get a bit tipsy... needless to say, on this rare occurrence, she finally got her wish!! Not only did she see and witness it first hand, she decided to film it! So here I am in all my drunken glory with just a few of the quotes that came out of my mouth...
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All the quotes from the drunk black man walking the streets of Vice City.
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IVONA currently speaks seven different languages with nineteen voices. http://zfer.us/gln4w American English: Salli, Ivy, Kimberly, Kendra, Jennifer, Joey, Eric and Chipmunk Skippy American Spanish: Penelope, Miguel British English: Emma, Amy and Brian Welsh English: Geraint, Gwyneth Welsh: Geraint, Gwyneth German: Marlene, Hans French: Celine, Mathieu Castilian Spanish: Conchita, Enrique Polish: Maja, Ewa Jacek and Jan Romanian: Carmen Alcohol is bad for your health !!! Alcohol Quotes and Sayings. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep. This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me. The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money. I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. There is a devil in every berry of the grape. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I drink to forget I drink. I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water. The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. The whole world is about three drinks behind. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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Vodka and Toast: Breakfast of Champions. Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 27 Quotes From Lucille Bluth Of "Arrested Development" To Make You Laugh. If she doesn't understand the question, she won't respond to it and that's precisely why we love Lucille Bluth. Unafraid to speak her mind and stand firm in her beliefs... even if it means offending everyone in the room. So for her complete lack of regard for other people, here's our tribute to the beloved Bluth Mother of "Arrested Development." What was your favorite Lucille Bluth moment? Let us know in the comments below! Check us out at https://www.facebook.com/NextofKen1. Next of Ken is a producer of reference online video content, covering all things entertainment including video games, movies, trends, and more. We update weekly with Top 10 lists, Origin stories, and more! Any audio/visual content that was used in the creation of this video are the sole property of their respective owners, production companies, distributors, and/or airing network(s), if applicable. Next of Ken claims no ownership to the footage used and has no affiliation with any of these production companies, distributors, or airing network(s). Musical Credit: "Sneaky Snitch" - Kevin McLoad.
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Ernest Hemingway quotes. The best quotes by Ernest Hemingway. Quotations by Ernest Hemingway. ------------------------------------------------ An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. —Quotes about drunkenness The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. —Quotes about trust Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. —Quotes about happiness There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. —Quotes about writing All things truly wicked start from innocence. —Quotes about innocence There is no friend as loyal as a book. —Quotes about books Never confuse movement with action. —Quotes about movement Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. —Quotes about hesitation Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth. —Quotes about fear The shortest answer is doing the thing. —Quotes about answers Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. —Quotes about prose Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. —Quotes about bullfighting Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. —Quotes about wrong
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