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25 Drinking Quotes from William Faulkner, Fyodor Dostovesky,Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Benjamin Franklin, Oscar Wilde, Hunter S. Thompson, W.C Fields, Mark Twain, Charles Bukowski, Christopher Hitchens, Johnny Carson, Errol Flynn,Lord Byron, Frank Sinatra, Friedrich Nietzsche, William S. Burroughs, Raymond Chandler, Dean Martin, Jack Kerouac, Charlie Chaplin, George Bernard Shaw, Robert Louis Stevenson and Dylan Thomas.
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Funny Drinking Quotes
When it's time to deliver a toast, or make a witty comment on any occasion, you can't go wrong with these funny drinking quotes! With funny drunk quotes from people like Dorothy Parker and W.C. Fields, to champagne wisdom from F. Scott Fitzgerald, to beer sayings from Plato, we've collected some of the best words on alcohol ever spoken.
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Funny drunk quotes
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50+ Drinking Quotes In English
50+ Drinking Quotes In English. Hey Guys, Thank you For Watching Our Awesome Video Today. If you felt that you got some Inspiration Now, Then please Share Our Videos with your friends, Like, Comment & Subscribe To Our Quote World Channel. Follow QuoteWorld On Social Media - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Blog:- http://latesttrendvideos.blogspot.in Facebook:- https://www.facebook.com/QuoteWorldHub Google Plus: -https://plus.google.com/u/0/100170613045011216964 Twitter:- https://www.twitter.com/QuoteWorldHub Please feel free to share your favorite inspirational,Love,Funny,Best quotes In The Comment Section Below. Have A Nice Day.
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10 Funny Drinking Quotes That Every Alcohol Lover Will Love
Here is the list of 10 Funny Drinking Quotes That Every Alcohol Lover Will Love. If you like this video, then please subscribe to our channel and share your opinions about 10 Funny Drinking Quotes That Every Alcohol Lover Will Love in the comment box. You can also share this video with your friends using facebook, twitter and whatsapp! 10. A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk. 9. Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. 8. Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. 7. Sometimes when I’m bored I drink some water just to shock my liver. 6. I don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie. 5. I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on New Year’s eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. 4. If you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk. 3. Alcohol; doesn’t solve any problems. But yet again, neither does water. 2. I drink alcohol to drown my problems… unfortunately, problems are damn good swimmers! 1. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Disclaimer : This channel claims no credit for any images posted in this video unless otherwise noted. Images used in this video are copyright to its respectful owners. If there is an image appearing in this video that belongs to you and you do not want it to appear in this video, please contact us via email and it will be promptly removed.
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Funny Alcohol Quotes, Sayings, Insults And Comebacks
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GTA IV-Niko drunk quotes
Niko drunk quotes A night out with dwayne getting drunk. Recorded with Fraps at half frame size
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Grand Theft Auto V Quotes: Drunk Lamar Quotes!
Hi guys! thanks for watching my video! if you liked it smash that like button for me, it helps alot! comment what quote is ur favorite! subscribe for more gta v videos! enjoy the rest of your day! Thanks for viewing my video :) if you liked it hit that like button :D helps alot! comment what quote was your favorite! subscribe for more videos like this! :D And have a great day!
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StarCraft 2 - Battlecruiser Quotes
All of the quotations from the Battlecruiser in StarCraft 2. Voice actor: Chris Metzen READY: "Who called in the fleet?" SELECTED: "Patching you through." "What is it?" "Well?" "You hailed?" "Yes, commander?" "Oh really?" PISSED: "Let's go this way really, really fast. If something gets in our way, shoot it!" "We are running low on synergy." "This battlecruiser shoots, it destroys, but wait! It does more!" "Let's hurry up and finish this attack. It's raid night." "What's with all these blinky lights?" "Flying this low always makes me nervous." "Do svidaniya, don't get any on ya!" "I've lost my hat! Swing around, we'll pick it up." "We're going down! Stay with the ship, I'm out! Where's my escape pod?" "The Yamato is loaded, and so am I..." "I'm seeing double! Shoot them both!" "Ah, it's happy hour. Wonderful!" "What do you mean we're out of olives?" "I have an announcement: I am drunk!" "Don't panic, just grab hold of the nearest crew member. Oh, sorry dear." MOVE: "Course laid in." "Take it slow." "Acknowledged." "Whatever that means..." "Yes, commander." "En route." "Yes, sir." "Roger." "Okay!" "Will do." "I'm on it." "Engage." "Squadron en route." ATTACK: "Weapons charged and ready!" "Commencing bombardment." "Take no prisoners!" "Ah, how exciting!" "Cauterize the area." "Full attack, all weapons!" MISCELLANEOUS: "Plasma Torpedoes loaded." (Plasma Torpedoes) "Yamato Cannon online." (Yamato Cannon) "Missile Pods activated." (Missile Pods) "Shields at maximum." (Defense Matrix) "Insufficient energy." (low energy) "We need to recharge." (low energy) HELP: "It's a trap!" DEATH: "Abandon ship!"
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Hilarious Drinking Quotes
The world’s most famous writers and celebrities have one thing in common with us ordinary folk: We all love happy hour.
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Drunk Jokes, Quotes, Cartoons
Wonderful Set of Quote, Joke and Cartoon on Unicorn and a Story on leaving Proof Behind.
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Best drinking quotes
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Drunk quotes
on the way home after my birthday party. My sister was WAY drunk! sorry its dark, it was 3 am and we were driving home.
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Bobby Drunk Quotes
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Quotes by Jaysinn... A Very Drunk Man
It takes a lot to get me drunk... and I mean A LOT! The girlfriend always complains she hasn't seen me even get a bit tipsy... needless to say, on this rare occurrence, she finally got her wish!! Not only did she see and witness it first hand, she decided to film it! So here I am in all my drunken glory with just a few of the quotes that came out of my mouth...
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Grand Theft Auto Vice City - Drunk Black Man Pedestrian Quotes
All the quotes from the drunk black man walking the streets of Vice City.
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Drunk bitch quotes
Aubrie copying Angela
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Quotes about Alcoholism - Drinking quotes
Quotes about alcoholism. Sayings on alcohol. Alcoholics. Drinking quotes. "I'm such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion." ― Jarod Kintz "A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can't predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before." ― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye "This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed." ― Ernest Hemingway "There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or, to be cruder, a piece of shit that the universe revolves around." ― Anthony Kiedis, Scar Tissue "When you quit drinking you stop waiting." ― Caroline Knapp, Drinking: A Love Story "The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism." ― Robert Frost "And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic." ― Augusten Burroughs, Dry
Drunk Arnie quotes
Drunken Arnie quotes through a megaphone
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Cops came and pretty sure he went to jail.
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Drunk Movie Quotes
In December of 2012, Matt and Travis drank a bottle of whiskey and recited lines from Titanic to one another.
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matt drunk-quotes
shakespeare. that is all. oh, and fuck you.
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Best of Tyrion funny moments and quotes in Game of Thrones
Compilation of the funniest moments and quotes of Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) in Game of Thrones - enjoy! For more Tyrion moments, including slapping Joffrey's face, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTz6k8aPiuM
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38 Best Quotes by WINSTON CHURCHILL.
ONLY THE BEST of WINSTON CHURCHILL's inspirational quotes! Churchill was a British politician who served as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955. He won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1953. • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. • We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. • I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. • Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. • A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. • You don’t make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. • Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. • If you're going through hell, keep going. • Great and good are seldom the same man. • Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. • We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. • To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. • Never, never, never give up. • I never worry about action, but only inaction. • All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. • Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. • When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home. • Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it. • A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. • If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! • History is written by the victors. • A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. • To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. • It is no use saying, "We are doing our best." You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary. • Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential. • Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. • Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war. • The short words are best, and the old words are the best of all. • There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion. • I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. • I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. • You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. • Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. • It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required. • It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right. • Eating words has never given me indigestion. • True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information. • Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This channel presents only the best quotes for various subjects or topics. Update daily! ★★★ Subscribe to this channel ( https://goo.gl/aU6b7a ) ★★★ Popular contents -- Best Quotes ( https://goo.gl/L41NCG ) -- Inspirational Quotes by Business Leaders ( https://goo.gl/IZrtRH ) -- Inspirational Quotes by Celebrities ( https://goo.gl/lYO1qv ) ★★★ Music used: Green Leaves by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
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Drunk Movie Quotes: Titanic (Teaser)
In December 2012, Matt and Travis drank a bottle of whiskey, and recited lines from Titanic. Coming soon.
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Gerard's funny quotes
READ DESCRIPTION: Right, guys,I am sick and tired of reading comments either saying, "He's drunk in those clips, you're so mean." or "It was Frank who said the last quote, not Gee!" When my friend made this she was FULLY AWARE that Gerard was drunk in those clips, she just thought that some of the things he said when he was drunk was funny. She does NOT want Gerard to start drinking again and she is glad that he has stopped. She also knew that Frank said the last quote, so she just put it in there because it was also funny and to save her from having to make a Frank video, because she's just lazy like that :P So from now on if you post a comment saying that he was drunk or that Frank said the last quote, you have just shown your inability to read. Anyway, for those who can take a joke, enjoy ^^
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Saints Row 2 Latin Caucasion idle drunk quotes
Quick video showcasing the lines your Latin and white characters make while idle and after downing several beers.
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Jon Drunk-Quotes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
The Foot is definitely the worst group of ninjas you've ever seen.
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GTA IV: Niko's Cab-Hailing Quotes
YELLOW CAR! Video recorded on: 8/18/2010 12:56 AM
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Guthrie Govan Famously "Quotes" Other Pieces of Music
0:17 - Axel F (Beverly Hills Cop) 0:55 - Pop Goes the Weasel 1:23 - Tom's Diner (Suzanne Vega) 2:18 - Jean Pierre (Miles Davis) 2:44 - Drunk Layla 3:00 - Gran Vals (Francisco Tárrega)
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Drunk Uruk Quotes - Shadow Of War
You can encounter him under the title ''Drooler'' and he has a small chance to appear when you blow up big barrels of grog
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Drunk Kid Quotes Bane
Bane quote from random drunk kid
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Ernest Hemingway quotes - Great writers quotes
Ernest Hemingway quotes. The best quotes by Ernest Hemingway. Quotations by Ernest Hemingway. ------------------------------------------------ An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. —Quotes about drunkenness The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. —Quotes about trust Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. —Quotes about happiness There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. —Quotes about writing All things truly wicked start from innocence. —Quotes about innocence There is no friend as loyal as a book. —Quotes about books Never confuse movement with action. —Quotes about movement Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. —Quotes about hesitation Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth. —Quotes about fear The shortest answer is doing the thing. —Quotes about answers Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. —Quotes about prose Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. —Quotes about bullfighting Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. —Quotes about wrong
25 great tyrion Lannister quotes
Tyrion Lannister Quotes
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Greatest Intellectual Drinking Quotes Southern Comfort Commercial Music Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens etc, Mostly quotes about drinking and some life quotes
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Austin Powers quotes 1997-2002
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TOP 20 W. C. Fields Quotes
TOP 20 W. C. Fields Quotes. Wallpapers - https://quotefancy.com/w-c-fields-quotes “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” — W. C. Fields (00:00) “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” — W. C. Fields (00:07) “A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.” — W. C. Fields (00:14) “Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.” — W. C. Fields (00:21) “I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.” — W. C. Fields (00:28) “You can’t cheat an honest man.” — W. C. Fields (00:35) “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” — W. C. Fields (00:42) “If there’s a will, prosperity can’t be far behind.” — W. C. Fields (00:49) “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.” — W. C. Fields (00:56) “Never work with animals or children.” — W. C. Fields (01:03) “When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.” — W. C. Fields (01:10) “Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.” — W. C. Fields (01:17) “Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” — W. C. Fields (01:24) “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.” — W. C. Fields (01:31) “Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.” — W. C. Fields (01:38) “Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.” — W. C. Fields (01:45) “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.” — W. C. Fields (01:52) “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” — W. C. Fields (01:59) “Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.” — W. C. Fields (02:06) “You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.” — W. C. Fields (02:13) Music credit: Easy Day - Kevin MacLeod
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Drunken movie quotes
Don't watch "The Hitcher" and get drunk, because you'll never forget the move quotes
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Drunk Dad's Best Quotes
REUPLOAD, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~{\{UvU}/}
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes - You should not drink and bake
Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes - You should not drink and bake
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