AND WHY DO WE CALL OURSELVES BITCHES 4 LYF?
COZ IF WE DIE WE STILL GONNA BE SOME DEAD BITCHES
It has been 14 months since the war against Dragons Dogma started. The intentions were clear. ZeroLenny™ and Impostor Lenny just wanted to throw a joke around for a bit of banter. They were wrong. Immediately after "The Dragons Dogma Experience" hit local box offices, riots erupted all across the world outraged in response to their free content not being up to their standards.
Acknowledging this, ZeroLenny™ said to Impostor Lenny "ummm lmao we should just release Dragons Dogma 2 Exp haha XD" to which Impostor Lenny replied "ok cool lemme just order a pepperoni pizza dog". The room went silent. ZeroLenny™ turned his head slowly to Impostor Lenny. "... what the actual fuck did you say". Reports during this time are contrary, but they outline the fact that ZeroLenny™ was so distraught at the fact that Impostor Lenny didn't order the "Special Spicy Papa Pizza" the two dog into a fight lasting roughly 57 hours.
The two swore to never work again; and later blaming each other for the setback of "The Dragons Dogma Experience". While Impostor Lenny went back to his multi award winning music act "Spice Girls except im not a girl i swear", ZeroLenny™ went looking for answers as to why Dragons Dogma was so shit. After 3 months of search, he found no answers, it's just shit.
It would take 8 more weeks until the two happened upon a chance meeting together at a bar in Vietnam. Although grudges were still held on each side, they reflected and laughed on times gone by, almost as if nothing had ever happened. After a hearty chuckle, ZeroLenny™ turned to Impostor Lenny. "So why did you think people disliked the Dragons Dogma video so much?" Impostor Lenny looked curiously at ZeroLenny™, as if to say it was something which he should have already known. "Lenny my guy" he muttered with a grinning tone, "if we don't like the game, how are we gonna convince people to like our video, we gotta keep it real, and most of all, spicy." ZeroLenny™ sighed "....ACTUALLY NO FUCK YOU YOU CUNT" ZeroLenny™ fucking glassed Impostor Lenny and knocked him out.
Impostor Lenny awoke and he was back on the Island Resort with ZeroLenny™, he asked ZeroLenny™ what had happened but he was just like "lmao dawg u were tripping cmon lets just make monster hunter world experience". The two went on to make "The Monster Hunter Experience" which later went on to win a Nobel Peace Prize by stopping the "Dragons Dogma" War. The Monster Hunter Experience raised £6.82 as box offices which the two spent on a Special Spicy Papa Pizza. The two now live in their Hawaiian retreat with Impostor Lenny wondering if all previous events were just him tripping, or if they were infact real.
fam 😂😂 you've taken 🚻 that mf 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now... So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain't ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌
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#MONSTERHUNTEREXPERIENCE #ZEROLENNY #KEEPITSPICY
Special Thanks to:
Fucking nobody I did all this shit by myself.
The ZeroLenny Discord for being lit as fuck: https://discord.gg/DuCQXuW