Teachers have difficult jobs and so in honor of Teacher Appreciation Week, we went out to Hollywood Boulevard to give people a chance to say sorry for the terrible things they did while in school.
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People Apologize to Their Teachers
I want to apologize on this way to my Biology-teacher in 7th grade. In the beginning of every class he sent 2 Pupils to get him some Coffee, so one Day me and my Friend put Laxative in there. He didnt show up the next 4 Hours.
I want to apologize to my 5th grade teacher Ms. Sanchez ( or maybe Mrs. Del Gato now) for being born a complete idiot. I called her dumb because she couldn't do 19-6+6 (she said it was 7) so I said to my friend that she was dumb. She herd me, and I almost got SUSPENDED because of that. What a beyotch
in 7th grade i had this old ass teacher would call me both my sisters names every day. i didn’t tell her what my name actually was until the last day of school. but basically i had a different name every single day
i'd like to apologize to my 7th grade science teacher...my friend and I went through some of your desk drawers cause you told us to find something and then we found a sex letter from another teacher and teased you about it. very sorry. also don't remember your name lol but my b bro
I’m sorry mr demchuck my grade 5 teacher because we argued about how a tomato was a fruit and when we searched it up it came up as fruit he played the world smallest violet with his fingers because he was wrong
This years teacher in my school we have this thing called prayer bear you go on adventures with him and stuff but on the first day of school my teacher said”you can’t sleep with prayer bear because of germs” I was shocked and my friend goes YOU CALLING US DIRTY!
Great segment Jimmy, though it would have been more entertaining just to have people farting, no words, just people farting. I think everyone would agree a full hour of people farting would be funnier than your show.
Child marriages are common:
On a recent day, eight community elders sat in a [refugee] camp, some chewing khat, the narcotic leaf favored by most Yemeni men. Seven have married off their girls this year.
Even Salim, the elder who worked at the charity, is preparing to marry off his two daughters, ages 13 and 14. "I want to feel secure of their futures, if only for economic reasons," he said.
Mohammad Ali al-Ansi married off his two girls, ages 13 and 14, in April. "My heart is bleeding inside, but I was forced to do this," he said. "I have no job. Its difficult for me to feed my 10 children." He received $1,600 in dowry for each of his girls, he said. But after paying for their weddings and meeting other debts, the money has nearly run out. "If things get worse, theres no doubt Ill marry off my 12-year-old daughter," Ansi said.
More on Ansis 14-year-old daughter Fatma, married to 21-year-old Zaid:
Fatma spent her day cooking and washing clothes for her in-laws. When asked the name of her husbands family, Fatma didnt know it. She remembers her father telling her and her sister, Amal, that the family needed money. She remembers that Amal was in tears because her new husband was taking her to another region. The two sisters have not seen each other since their weddings.
"I am too young to be married," Fatma said. "I want to study. I want to learn how to write. I have sacrificed for my family," she continued, her voice dropping to a whisper.
Minutes later, her husband arrived at the tent, and Fatma went silent. He said Fatma was "at a good age to marry." When asked if she could attend school, he shook his head no. "Shes a little too old for school," he said.
Female sexual freedom among the Tuareg : Flora Drury has written up the sex habits of the Saharas Muslim Tuareg people based on the work by Henrietta Butler. Some excerpts:
Their men became known as the blue men of the Sahara because the dye from their distinctive indigo scarves rub off onto their faces giving them a mysterious air. The Tuareg evoke images of a long forgotten and romantic age.