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Kids Say The Darndest Things!

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SUBSCRIBE TO JOIN THE #KYOOTSQUAD!: http://bit.ly/kyootkids Kids Say The Darndest Things! That's why we're all here, right? This is the very first episode of these funny kid compilations, and we hope you guys love it. So today, we're giving you the first installment of our brand new Kids Say series. There is no doubt that kids really do say the funniest things. Don't believe us? Watch this compilation of hilarious kids who are adorable, sassy, witty or a sweet combo of all three. These are some seriously funny kids, and we're here to laugh! Like the kid at 02:03 with this absolutely classic George Washingmachine line! Like this compilation if you are LOVING this new #KidsSay series! Comment down below with your favorite clip from the comp. Mine has to be the clip at 06:17 because this kid's attitude about not biting his friends at school is way too hilarious! LOL! You'll have to see this funny clip for yourself! And you'll definitely laugh at all the funny things kids say. Kids Say The Darndest Things! Connect with AFV Online: Visit the AFV WEBSITE: http://afv.tv/AFVWeb Like AFV on FACEBOOK: http://afv.tv/AFVfb2 Follow AFV on TWITTER: http://afv.tv/AFVtwitter Follow AFV on INSTAGRAM: @afvofficial Follow AFV on MUSICAL.LY: @afvofficial Kyoot delivers your daily fix of LOL kids clips and premium original content for kids of all ages. Come visit us to see all of your favorite cute baby laughs, funny kids, and parenting fails! For all licensing inquiries please contact: [email protected]
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Koszmarek (9 months ago)
You wanna brother or sister? Puppy!
Dogs are Awesome (2 days ago)
Koszmarek I want a puppy
Amber May Menendez (7 days ago)
Koszmarek you don’t need to repeat the same thing so you can get a lot of likes do something better than repeating 😒
Living Plush Films (7 days ago)
I’m an only child but I have a dog but I don’t mind
Kendall & Kaelie (1 month ago)
Heres another video of cute toddler twins - https://youtu.be/Run7ZKpLt34. Please watch and subscribe if you like it. Thanks
Cinnamon Roll (8 hours ago)
Choose your fighter: George washing machine Forty No, i love justin bieber Puppy
anonymous johnson (15 hours ago)
My 7-year-old grandson said at Christmas: "Why did we get so many presents when we've been so naughty." We were driving and my 8 year-old grandson saw a bumper sticker that read "I pause for paws" and my grandson said "What good will that do, dogs can't read." I told my 9-year-old grandson that sometimes his mom "would fly off the handle". He said "handle, what handle, what are we talking about here, a handle?"
Queenie Guldbaek (23 hours ago)
Cracks me up to death everytime!
Arianna Ventura (2 days ago)
My fav is Mom: why you sad Kid: because you told me don’t shake me but 😔
Arianna Ventura (2 days ago)
Dad:Why’d you do that?! Kid: why not?!
Rafael Rocha (3 days ago)
3:40 “I don’t want to die” HELP LOL
Cat MusicPro (3 days ago)
Which is the one where the kid says bury the axe
Purple Wolfies Vids (3 days ago)
It’s kinda scary that everyone say: George washing machine” idk why it’s just creepy
Emio Yo (3 days ago)
It’s just it’s just that it’s just that the fairy is you’re putting putting naughty words in my mouth
Emio Yo (3 days ago)
I saw George washing machine
sqishy panda21 (4 days ago)
Do you want a brother or a sister Baby:a puppy! Me:sameeeeeeee
sqishy panda21 (4 days ago)
Faye Ball (4 days ago)
Dad: so if its mommy's why are you licking it? Kid: because... no! dont take it daddy! dont take it! u mite get hUrT!
5:55 That's me
Shannon Bella (4 days ago)
0:51 That's my Favourite part!
Shadowsonic Gamer (4 days ago)
I’ll kill that singing girl
4blox23 (6 days ago)
*tHeY wAnT yOu!*
kitty cupcake 123 (6 days ago)
Dad. Ok that's enough why did you do that man. Boy. Why not
Ruel Agnes (7 days ago)
nana they want you
Mom:your so hilarious kid :I don’t want to be hilarious me:LOL
Eve G (8 days ago)
Me to my crush: love me dammit Crush: *runs away* Me: or not 🥰😍😘
Tf it looks like my little sis 0:59
Colombian flag (9 days ago)
Kid's are like the star's on the sky... May God bless all of them.
Fluffii Aura (9 days ago)
5:15 aww that parts adorable
Ratu Ryu (11 days ago)
the kid that wanted to float is ugly.
Kitten Kat (12 days ago)
3:51 I swear I have *THAT EXACT SAME FRIDGE!!*
Breeanna Leonard (12 days ago)
so cool and funny
CitizenofTatooine (12 days ago)
what a kid! 7:09
Pheonixeye_1 (13 days ago)
It's a monster
entertain7us14 (13 days ago)
“It’s for grown up girls doing grown up things.” “Like making wine?” I died
Abolitionist Luann (13 days ago)
why can't i find the first clip with the goats on it's own?!
Bella obregon2587 (13 days ago)
9:27 when waiters try to take my food but I’m not done
Joyce Beasley (13 days ago)
10:05 XD
Unicorn Sweetness (14 days ago)
5:11 can I take a moment to appreciate her glittery Luna Lovegood goggles
unicorn lover-b (14 days ago)
Goerge washing machine 😂
Kawawii :3 (15 days ago)
That singing girl creeped me out xD
Wolfy A-G (17 days ago)
Who do you love? *Justin Bieber*
UKBamagurl (17 days ago)
What is APSU mean? Im never getting married APSU?
Tara Blackman (18 days ago)
These kids were making the parents crack up so was i🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tara Blackman (18 days ago)
Why’dDid you get ice cream today I didn’t bite no friends all right good job buddy
Tara Blackman (18 days ago)
Oh my goodness this was the first one I had to do to get the kids to work on the way to the house 🏠
Tara Blackman (18 days ago)
https://youtu.be/Dx69TsM53RE check this 6 years old entrepreneur
ARinAtoR ARinAtoR (18 days ago)
4:52 has big eyes❤
MoralStar (19 days ago)
What does APSU mean?
Shivani Prabhu (19 days ago)
That Cinderella one tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AJ Baez (21 days ago)
7:33 trans kid
R u KIDING me this baby love justin Bieber 😂 😂 😂 😂
Lisette Mead (22 days ago)
🎵 Were breaking up now if you come closer I'll kill you🎵 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tarantula55 (23 days ago)
5:52. Put the demon kid far far away.
GB zay (23 days ago)
They're so adorable
Pro 3166 (23 days ago)
10:05 best part haha
bethanythecool3 3 (24 days ago)
want to know which i liked? i liked the all part:3
Keith Dee (24 days ago)
In 1.. 46, why so funny. I laughed so hard when the baby say blah when's the someone burp
AlanaPlayz (25 days ago)
Funny Kids 2019 (26 days ago)
0:10 Innocence at its peak, adorable baby :)
Trouble24Maker (29 days ago)
*I wanted to float*
Annelies Wallace (30 days ago)
1:28 Amazing how mobile phones are now glued to teenage hands. Would she have interrupted her speech had it rung?
emmy talks (30 days ago)
My 3 year old has me in fits of giggles all the time, so I started to write down conversations with her and I have reimagined them with grown ups in a grown up world as comedy sketches! If you like this you should come visit. Lots of vids to come x
Livmaja Kirstine (30 days ago)
Legend says, that the little girl is still busy
Liv Flett (30 days ago)
Okay so I’m drunk right now and this 100x funnier than it should be. I think I pissed my self
Herlinda Juarez (1 month ago)
Dad:max why did you get ice cream today Kid:I didn't bite no friends Dad:what didnt you do Kid:I didn't bite no friends Dad:that's right big guy I was dead with laghter
Herlinda Juarez (1 month ago)
What is your prob-a-lum
Care Kar (1 month ago)
Play a tuba
Kswizzle 578 (1 month ago)
9:43 getting dumped by your girlfriend
Jenn (1 month ago)
i love these kids
Abbob Yadno (1 month ago)
Pfaff haha
DrBarai (1 month ago)
How to say NO in a very polite way: https://youtu.be/vkIQwgxgrJY
Marvin J (1 month ago)
3:511 imagine the green aliens in toy story?
Azaria Creations (1 month ago)
"Just Doing My Job" 👮👮👮👮👮👮👮
Luísa Magalhães (1 month ago)
9:12 you. might. get. hurt!
Akash sharma list (1 month ago)
4:44 alita battle angel
LooLoo Star (1 month ago)
KSP4Kids (1 month ago)
What Is You Prob-a-lum!
Rochie Puno (1 month ago)
Hahahahaahahhaahhahahaah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Oof im dead (dies with laughter)
Lean Grover (1 month ago)
and play a tuba! XD
Tony Stark (1 month ago)
Here come the General! The pride of Mount Vernon... *GEORGE WASHING MACHINE!*
Kid:" when I grow up I'm going to grow up and be big to play a TUBA" Me:well we all got dreams...some of us...weird ones but...
Shashikiran Maravanthe (1 month ago)
Seceret Talkies (1 month ago)
5:53 Maddy, do you love daddy Um, No I love justin bieber Me: 😂😂😂😂 I love justin bieber also but not more than my parents
UKBamagurl (1 month ago)
We’re breaking up now. If you come closer I’ll kill you. Ive needed those lyrics.
Koko's Crazy (1 month ago)
4:37 😂😁💜
Efren Barragan (1 month ago)
Dad: your gonna have a boyfriend when your thirty Kid:NO Dad:yes Kid:NOO Dad:yes Kid:Messes up hair Dad: ._.
HVM Videos (1 month ago)
George washing machine was a great president!
Wira Wira (1 month ago)
Jordan Johnson (1 month ago)
Manolo Gómez Roldán (1 month ago)
¿She is angry? Yes or no
Manolo Gómez Roldán (1 month ago)
Why crying this toddler in 2:37
Manolo Gómez Roldán (1 month ago)
2:37 WTF
Gacha Cookies (1 month ago)
5:16 I gotta clean it up before the ladies come
Silly Billy Mythili (1 month ago)
*You might get ...hurt*
CHARA dreemurr (1 month ago)
i dont want to die
The Anime Dweeb’s (1 month ago)
These videos keep me alive
Madel Kamatoy (1 month ago)
Y are you sad Because you told me not to shake my butt
shogun ringo (1 month ago)
George washing machine
Jesus Guerrero (1 month ago)
You'll float too #IT
Debasmita Bhadra (1 month ago)
Why not?
Galaxy Wolf (1 month ago)
How would you pick a puppy than pick your brother or sister
MiniNadia (1 month ago)
kid:Daddy,this will be a nice one daddy! Dad:Opens up* Kid:Oh no money D:

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