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Hero meets villain when Daenerys Targaryen (Yvonne Strahovski) has her world invaded by Maleficent (Whitney Avalon).
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** CREDITS **
Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Maleficent: Whitney Avalon
Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett
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Daenerys: Yvonne Strahovski
Missandei: Bianca DeGroat http://biancadegroat.com/
Grey Worm: Lorenzo Adams http://www.youtube.com/enz0pr0ducti0ns
Diaval: Nathan Graham Smith
Wayne: Gregory Guy Gorden http://GregoryGuyGorden.com
Garth: Brad Gage http://youtube.com/bradgagecomedy
Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton
Asst Camera: Alex Cason
2nd AC / Data Tech: Brandon Rubesh
Composer / Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder
Animators: MC Griffin, Alex Lambropoulos
Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Hailee Jones
Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne
Wardrobe Asst: Sara Parrott
Production Mgr: Mary Bonney
Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan
Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki
Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy
VFX: Aaron Moles
Gaffer: Rose Fadem-Johnston
Wigs: Laura Richards
Asst. to Mr. Gossett / BTS Cam: T.C. De Witt
Asst. Production Mgr: Leia Crawford
Production Dsgnr: Alexandra Regazzoni
Asst. to Ms. Avalon: Clare Loughran
Crafty / Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler
BTS Cam: Mike Manasewitsch
Playback: Alex Frew
Grip: Jim Burzelic, Jim Sabo
Music Dept PA: Walt Ribeiro
PA: Fae Niyu, Diane Musselman
Special Thanks: Varun Lella, Laura Myones, Mel McKeon, Christy Hall, YouTube Space, Tyler Gunderson, Courtney Chow, Andy Stack, Lesa Hardy, Cory McKenzie, Amy Wiener
Subtitles: Dan Sjöström (Swedish), Estella Lee (Chinese), Nickolay Olikhver (Russian), Lady Peebles (Vietnamese), Ana EBD (Spanish), Mario Liedtke (German), Gabriele Rodrigues (Portuguese), Amy Underworld (French), EternaLoveCL (Italian)
** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS **
Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation
I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation
To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination
That will put your puny nation in suspended animation
I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name
You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains
You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave?
I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave
You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck
A curse would be useless: you already suck
First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother
Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered
DIAVAL: Well, all men must die M: I wish that they would
The truth is I’m ruthless - I make bad look good
Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well
Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell
Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse?
You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse
And what’s your obsession with fingers and pricks?
Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some dicks
These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills
The only thing mad about me is my skills
GREY WORM: Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in
MISSANDEI: This hottie freed the slaves D: Call me Babe-raham Lincoln
Eat your heart out, sweetie DIA: Better start counting sheep
M: We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep
No privates in your army? DIA: That’s crazy M: It’s nuts
You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts
Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’
Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then
Your baby’s miscarryin’ - Bargain Barbie Barbarian
Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen
If you’re so powerful then answer me this:
What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss?
All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat
MISS: It’s done GW: Stick a fork in her D: That’s all she wrote
Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows
Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although
I rose from the ashes GW: Now a force you can’t stop
MISS: She started from the bottom D: Now I finish on top
You think that was hot? It’s not even warm
Come to my world and see my true form
I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire
Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire
I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me!
The best don’t rest - it’s my destiny
So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or
You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed
Child marriages are common:
On a recent day, eight community elders sat in a [refugee] camp, some chewing khat, the narcotic leaf favored by most Yemeni men. Seven have married off their girls this year.
Even Salim, the elder who worked at the charity, is preparing to marry off his two daughters, ages 13 and 14. "I want to feel secure of their futures, if only for economic reasons," he said.
Mohammad Ali al-Ansi married off his two girls, ages 13 and 14, in April. "My heart is bleeding inside, but I was forced to do this," he said. "I have no job. Its difficult for me to feed my 10 children." He received $1,600 in dowry for each of his girls, he said. But after paying for their weddings and meeting other debts, the money has nearly run out. "If things get worse, theres no doubt Ill marry off my 12-year-old daughter," Ansi said.
More on Ansis 14-year-old daughter Fatma, married to 21-year-old Zaid:
Fatma spent her day cooking and washing clothes for her in-laws. When asked the name of her husbands family, Fatma didnt know it. She remembers her father telling her and her sister, Amal, that the family needed money. She remembers that Amal was in tears because her new husband was taking her to another region. The two sisters have not seen each other since their weddings.
"I am too young to be married," Fatma said. "I want to study. I want to learn how to write. I have sacrificed for my family," she continued, her voice dropping to a whisper.
Minutes later, her husband arrived at the tent, and Fatma went silent. He said Fatma was "at a good age to marry." When asked if she could attend school, he shook his head no. "Shes a little too old for school," he said.
Female sexual freedom among the Tuareg : Flora Drury has written up the sex habits of the Saharas Muslim Tuareg people based on the work by Henrietta Butler. Some excerpts:
Their men became known as the blue men of the Sahara because the dye from their distinctive indigo scarves rub off onto their faces giving them a mysterious air. The Tuareg evoke images of a long forgotten and romantic age.